I like Thelonious Monk, he’s so gnarled, he’s like a piece of machinery that’s pulled up the bolts on the floor and gone off on its own.
TOM WAITSWell, it’s either kiss me or kill me, that’s how I see it.
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I like Thelonious Monk, he’s so gnarled, he’s like a piece of machinery that’s pulled up the bolts on the floor and gone off on its own.
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My wife called me a mule. She once said, “I didn’t marry a man; I married a mule!” I kept thinking about it. It was in the back of my head. I think it makes a good title for an album.
TOM WAITSMy wife called me a mule. She once said, “I didn’t marry a man; I married a mule!” I kept thinking about it. It was in the back of my head. I think it makes a good title for an album.
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There’s always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby.
TOM WAITSThere’s always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby.
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Time is just memory Mixed in with Desire.
TOM WAITSTime is just memory Mixed in with Desire.
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I have an audio stigmatism whereby I hear things wrong – I have audio illusions.
TOM WAITSI have an audio stigmatism whereby I hear things wrong – I have audio illusions.
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The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.
TOM WAITSThe big print giveth and the small print taketh away.
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I’ve lost my equilibrium, my car keys, and my pride.
TOM WAITSI’ve lost my equilibrium, my car keys, and my pride.
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Break windows, smoke cigars, and stay up late. Tell ’em to do that, they’ll find a little pot of gold.
TOM WAITSBreak windows, smoke cigars, and stay up late. Tell ’em to do that, they’ll find a little pot of gold.
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I don’t like hearing Beatles songs in commercials. It almost renders them useless. I think, ‘Oh God, another one bites the dust.’
TOM WAITSI don’t like hearing Beatles songs in commercials. It almost renders them useless. I think, ‘Oh God, another one bites the dust.’
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Oh, I’m not a percussionist, I just like to hit things.
TOM WAITSOh, I’m not a percussionist, I just like to hit things.
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If there’s one thing you can say about mankind, there’s nothing kind about man.
TOM WAITSIf there’s one thing you can say about mankind, there’s nothing kind about man.
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We are all just monkeys with money and guns.
TOM WAITSWe are all just monkeys with money and guns.
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We have a deficit of wonder right now.
TOM WAITSWe have a deficit of wonder right now.
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I like vocal word stuff. But I don’t always write with an instrument, I usually write a capella. It’s more like drawing in the air with your fingers. It’s closest to the choreography of a bee. You’re freer.
TOM WAITSI like vocal word stuff. But I don’t always write with an instrument, I usually write a capella. It’s more like drawing in the air with your fingers. It’s closest to the choreography of a bee. You’re freer.
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There’s a beauty of show business. It’s the only business you can have a career in when you’re dead.
TOM WAITSThere’s a beauty of show business. It’s the only business you can have a career in when you’re dead.
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Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you’re dead.
TOM WAITSNever trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you’re dead.
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