Most people don’t care if you’re telling them the truth or if you’re telling them a lie, as long as they’re entertained by it.
TOM WAITSThe big print giveth and the small print taketh away.
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Well you say that it’s gospel, But I know that it’s only church.
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I don’t go to church on Sunday, don’t get on my knees to pray, or memorize the books of the Bible, I got my own special way
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I’m just trying to make a buck like everyone else.
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The folks who know the truth aren’t talking. The ones who don’t have a clue, you can’t shut them up!
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Their memory’s like a train: you can see it getting smaller as it pulls away And the things you can’t remember Tell the things you can’t forget that History puts a saint in every dream.
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Well, it’s either kiss me or kill me, that’s how I see it.
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I’m always looking for sounds that are pleasing at the time. The sound of a helicopter is really annoying until you’re drowning, and it’s there to rescue you. Then it sounds like music.
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I never told the truth so i can never tell a lie.
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Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.
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I was always laughing in church.
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The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.
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I don’t like hearing Beatles songs in commercials. It almost renders them useless. I think, ‘Oh God, another one bites the dust.’
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You’re innocent when you dream.
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I made a wish on a sliver of moonlight A sly grin and a bowl full of stars.
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The ocean doesn’t want me today, But I’ll come back tomorrow to play. The riptide is waging And the life guard’s away But the ocean doesn’t want me today.
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Don’t you know there ain’t no devil, it’s just god when he’s drunk.
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But it’s so hard to dance that way when it’s cold and there’s no music.
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I’ll tell you all my secrets but I lie about my past.
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They say that I have no hits and that I’m difficult to work with. And they say that like it’s a bad thing.
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The devil knows the Bible like the back of his hand.
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The fact is most of the things that people know about me are made up. My own life is backstage. So what you “know” about me is only what I allowed you to know about me.
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I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas.
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When you’re writing‚ you’re conjuring. It’s a ritual‚ and you need to be brave and respectful and sometimes get out of the way of whatever it is that you’re inviting into the room.
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The trick is to have a career and have a family. It’s like having two dogs that hate each other and you have to take them for a walk every night.
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Songs are really just very interesting things to be doing with the air.
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I can’t listen to so much music at the same time. I think you really have to have a diet. You’re just processing too much, there’s no place to put it. If you go a long time without hearing music, then you hear music that nobody else hears.
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