I have an audio stigmatism whereby I hear things wrong – I have audio illusions.
TOM WAITSThe fact is most of the things that people know about me are made up. My own life is backstage. So what you “know” about me is only what I allowed you to know about me.
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Time is just memory Mixed in with Desire.
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When you’re writing‚ you’re conjuring. It’s a ritual‚ and you need to be brave and respectful and sometimes get out of the way of whatever it is that you’re inviting into the room.
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I’m just trying to make a buck like everyone else.
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There’s nothing that makes me laugh more than being in the situation where you’re not supposed to laugh. Funerals. People crying. Breaking down. Telling you their life. I’m the worst. I’m the worst at that.
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The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering.
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You’ve gotta have somebody to trust, that knows a lot.
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It’s very hard to stop doing things you’re used to doing. You almost have to dismantle yourself and scatter it all around and then put a blindfold on and put it back together so that you avoid old habits.
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I’d rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
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The trick is to have a career and have a family. It’s like having two dogs that hate each other and you have to take them for a walk every night.
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I think all songs should have weather in them. Names of towns and streets, and they should have a couple of sailors. I think those are just song prerequisites.
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The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.
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Never have your wallet with you onstage. It’s bad luck. You shouldn’t play the piano with money in your pocket. Play like you need the money.
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The devil knows the Bible like the back of his hand.
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Oh, I’m not a percussionist, I just like to hit things.
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You got to tell me the brave captain Why are the wicked so strong? How do the angels get to sleep When the devil leaves the porch light on?
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I don’t go to church on Sunday, don’t get on my knees to pray, or memorize the books of the Bible, I got my own special way
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Got a head full of lightning, a hat full of rain.
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I did my time in the jail of your arms.
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I like turning on two radios at once. I like hearing things wrong. I get a lot of ideas by mishearing things.
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Well I got a bad liver and broken heart, yeah, I drunk me a river since you tore me apart.
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Arithmetic arithmetock Turn the hands back on the clock How does the ocean rock the boat? How did the razor find my throat? The only strings that hold me here Are tangled up around the pier.
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I don’t like the stigma that comes with being called a poet. So I call what I’m doing an improvisational adventure or an inebriational travelogue.
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I always liked the idea that America is a big facade. We are all insects crawling across on the shiny hood of a Cadillac. We’re all looking at the wrapping. But we won’t tear the wrapping to see what lies beneath.
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But it’s so hard to dance that way when it’s cold and there’s no music.
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I guess I’ve always lived upside down when I want things I can’t have.
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You’re my North Star when I’m lost and feeling blue.
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