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If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”

Tina Fey

It’s the same reason I don’t get Hooters. Why do we need to enjoy chicken wings and boobies at the same time? Yes, they are a natural and beautiful part of the human experience. And so are boobies. But why at the same time?
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Even more amazing: not the worst review the movie got.
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Amaze Even Got More Movie Review Worst
And I can see Russia from my house.
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I got a fan letter on the back of a prison menu. And I remember thinking, ‘Well, they get pie. It’s not so bad. They get pie on the weekends.’ I want to say blueberry and also a Boston cream pie. Not so bad.
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If you want to be a screenwriter, take an acting class to get a sense of what you’re asking actors to do. Learning other skills will help you communicate with people and respect what they do.
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If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”
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In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say ‘scientists’? I meant Irish people.
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MAKE STATEMENTS also applies to us women: Speak in statements instead of apologetic questions. No one wants to go to a doctor who says, “I’m going to be your surgeon? I’m here to talk to you about your procedure?
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Lesson learned? When people say, “You really, really must” do something, it means you don’t really have to. No one ever says, “You really, really must deliver the baby during labor.” When it’s true, it doesn’t need to be said.
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When I turned 50, I looked in the mirror and I thought: “Hey, this isn’t the dress rehearsal, this is life and I don’t know how much longer I’m going to have!”
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It was reported that Guy Ritchie has cast his wife Madonna in a small walk-on role in his new movie, Revolver. Madonna will play the part of the woman who ruins the film.
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Life is improvisation.
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I was first in my class at Johns Hopkins, so?” Make statements, with your actions and your voice.
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Gay people don’t actually try to convert people. That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses you’re thinking of.
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My work is my work. I take my work seriously but I don’t take myself too seriously.
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You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
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