An interim government was set up in Afghanistan. It included two women, one of whom was Minister of Women’s Affairs. Man, who’d she have to show here ankles to to get that job?
TINA FEYIf you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”
More Tina Fey Quotes
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Nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet.
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You do not have to sleep with a comedian to learn what you’re doing. Male comedians will not like that advice, but it is the truth.
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There are a couple of things I want to impart to ladies who want to be in comedy: One, you don’t have to be weird or be quirky to get your job done. And two, comedy skill is not sexually transmittable.
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Why are my arms so weak? It’s like I did that push-up last year for nothing!
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I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.
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You’ve got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.
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Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.
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MAKE STATEMENTS also applies to us women: Speak in statements instead of apologetic questions. No one wants to go to a doctor who says, “I’m going to be your surgeon? I’m here to talk to you about your procedure?
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You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.
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To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.
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I think part of picking where you live in New York is accepting who you are. Really looking at yourself and going, ‘Yeah, I’m not cool enough for the West Village.’
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Sometimes if you have a difficult decisin to make, just stall until the answer presents itself.
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Photoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look like a crazy asshole.
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I can’t possibly take time off for a second baby, unless I do, in which case that is nobody’s business and I’ll never regret it for a moment unless it ruins my life.
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If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”
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