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If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”

Tina Fey

It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV.
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My standard answer is that I have the same struggle as any working parent but with the good fortune to be working at my dream job. Or sometimes I just hand them a juicy red apple I’ve poisoned in my working-mother witch cauldron and fly away.
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If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.
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My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.
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My work is my work. I take my work seriously but I don’t take myself too seriously.
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What Turning Forty Means to Me I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn’t used to have to do that. But now I do.
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If you ever start to feel good about yourself… …. they have this thing called the internet.
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Call Feel Good Internet Yourself
I hire people that are good, and aren’t crazy. Or assholes. Because that takes up too much time. There are just as many good people who are not crazy.
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Start with a ‘Yes’, and see where that takes you.
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Don’t be too precious or attached to anything you write. Let things be malleable.
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If you are a woman and you bought this book for practical tips on how to make it in a male-dominated workplace, here they are. No pigtails, no tube tops. Cry sparingly.
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You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
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‘How do you juggle it all?’ people constantly ask me, with an accusatory look in their eyes. ‘You’re screwing it all up, aren’t you?’ their eyes say.
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Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not.
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To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.
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According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So don’t worry, lonely women, you’ll be dead soon.
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