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A Clinical Study. Taking some time to read each night really taught me how to feign narcolepsy when my husband asked me what my “plan” was for taking down the Christmas tree.

Tina Fey

Every kid has something they’re good at, that you hope they find and gravitate toward.
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Final Good Gravitate Kid Learning School Something Toward
Life is improvisation.
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Improvisation Inspirational Life Is
If you want to be a screenwriter, take an acting class to get a sense of what you’re asking actors to do. Learning other skills will help you communicate with people and respect what they do.
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Act Actor Ask Class People Screenwriter Sense Skill Want
I have no affinity for animals. I don’t hate animals and I would never hurt an animal; I just don’t actively care about them.
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Affinity Animal Cute Dog Hurt never
Everybody kind of gets to be the person they didn’t get to be.
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Everybody Get Kind Person Prison
An acting teacher once told me, ‘Greet everything with yes… Even if you abandon one idea for another one, saying yes allows you to move forward.’
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Acting Everything Motivation Moving Teacher Told Yes
When humor works, it works because it’s clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real.
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Already Clarify Come Feel Humour People Real Someone Work Working
I think someone should design exercise machines that reward people with sex at the end of their workouts, because people will perform superhuman feats for even the faint hope of that.
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Design Excercise Funny Machine People Reward Sex Someone Workout
People lose their minds, trying to prove their parental worth by getting their children into one of five colleges; when there are thousands of good colleges across the United States – and elsewhere.
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Children Country Elsewhere Mind Parent People Prove Thousand
A Clinical Study. Taking some time to read each night really taught me how to feign narcolepsy when my husband asked me what my “plan” was for taking down the Christmas tree.
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Ask Christmas Clinical Each Feign Husband Read Some Study Talk Taught Tree
What Turning Forty Means to Me I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn’t used to have to do that. But now I do.
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Fort Home Mean Need Pant Soon Take Turn Women
You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
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Humor People Smart Tell Witty
In order to feel safer on his private jet, actor John Travolta has purchased a bomb-sniffing dog. Unfortunately for the actor, the dog came six movies too late.
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Bomb Dog Feel Late Order Purchase Safer Sniff Too
I do like to start on time; I like to set the bar high for people.
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Bar High People Start Time
‘How do you juggle it all?’ people constantly ask me, with an accusatory look in their eyes. ‘You’re screwing it all up, aren’t you?’ their eyes say.
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Accusatory All Ask Constant Dream Eye Job Juggle Look Mother People
Gay people don’t actually try to convert people. That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses you’re thinking of.
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Actual Convert Gay People Thinking Witnesses Witty

A Clinical Study. Taking some time to read each night really taught me how to feign narcolepsy when my husband asked me what my “plan” was for taking down the Christmas tree.

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