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A Clinical Study. Taking some time to read each night really taught me how to feign narcolepsy when my husband asked me what my “plan” was for taking down the Christmas tree.

Tina Fey

In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.
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Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.
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If you are a woman and you bought this book for practical tips on how to make it in a male-dominated workplace, here they are. No pigtails, no tube tops. Cry sparingly.
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I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.
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Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions… Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.
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For my first show at ‘SNL’, I wrote a Bill Clinton sketch, and during our read-through, it wasn’t getting any laughs.
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You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.
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You do not have to sleep with a comedian to learn what you’re doing. Male comedians will not like that advice, but it is the truth.
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Now every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy.
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I had to get back to work, .. NBC has me under contract; the baby and I have only a verbal agreement.
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‘How do you juggle it all?’ people constantly ask me, with an accusatory look in their eyes. ‘You’re screwing it all up, aren’t you?’ their eyes say.
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The arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.
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Why are my arms so weak? It’s like I did that push-up last year for nothing!
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I was first in my class at Johns Hopkins, so?” Make statements, with your actions and your voice.
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I do like to start on time; I like to set the bar high for people.
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You’re not in competition with other women. You’re in competition with everyone.
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A Clinical Study. Taking some time to read each night really taught me how to feign narcolepsy when my husband asked me what my “plan” was for taking down the Christmas tree.

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A Clinical Study. Taking some time to read each night really taught me how to feign narcolepsy when my husband asked me what my “plan” was for taking down the Christmas tree.

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