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I am going to dedicate myself, full time, to my day-drinking.

Tina Fey

MAKE STATEMENTS also applies to us women: Speak in statements instead of apologetic questions. No one wants to go to a doctor who says, “I’m going to be your surgeon? I’m here to talk to you about your procedure?
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You go through big chunks of time where you’re just thinking, ‘this is impossible – oh,this is impossible’. And then you just keep going and keep going, and you sort of do the impossible.
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I hire people that are good, and aren’t crazy. Or assholes. Because that takes up too much time. There are just as many good people who are not crazy.
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When humor works, it works because it’s clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real.
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North Korea referred to The Interview as absolutely intolerable and a wanton act of terror.
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Just say yes and you’ll figure it out afterwards.
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Thomas Jefferson-another gorgeous white boy who would not have been interested in me. This was my problem in a nutshell. To get some play in Charlottesville, you had to be either a Martha Jefferson or a Sally Hemings.
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Life is improvisation.
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To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.
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I had to get back to work, .. NBC has me under contract; the baby and I have only a verbal agreement.
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I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it’s only because I struggle with math.
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According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So don’t worry, lonely women, you’ll be dead soon.
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Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not.
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In an attempt to make things easier for myself, which is the basis for all of history’s worst decisions […].
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I do like to start on time; I like to set the bar high for people.
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My work is my work. I take my work seriously but I don’t take myself too seriously.
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