Everybody kind of gets to be the person they didn’t get to be.
TINA FEYI am going to dedicate myself, full time, to my day-drinking.
More Tina Fey Quotes
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It’s the same reason I don’t get Hooters. Why do we need to enjoy chicken wings and boobies at the same time? Yes, they are a natural and beautiful part of the human experience. And so are boobies. But why at the same time?
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Seriously, I’ve just realized that almost everyone is a fraud, so I try not to feel too bad about it.
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I had to get back to work, .. NBC has me under contract; the baby and I have only a verbal agreement.
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To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.
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Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion, just thinking foolishly that you will be able to do what you want to do
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This week, penny collector Gene Sukie went to the bank and cashed in ten thousand pounds of pennies he had collected over 34 years, which were worth over fourteen thousand dollars. And, of course, I was in line behind him.
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Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.
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If the answer is no, ignore it and move on. Your energy is better used doing your work and outpacing people that way. Then, when you’re in charge, don’t hire the people who were jerky to you.
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I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.
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I hire people that are good, and aren’t crazy. Or assholes. Because that takes up too much time. There are just as many good people who are not crazy.
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I have no affinity for animals. I don’t hate animals and I would never hurt an animal; I just don’t actively care about them.
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In real life, people in the most dire situations must cope through humor.
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Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.
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It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good. I don’t like Chinese food, but I don’t write articles trying to prove it doesn’t exist.
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A Clinical Study. Taking some time to read each night really taught me how to feign narcolepsy when my husband asked me what my “plan” was for taking down the Christmas tree.
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