I can’t possibly take time off for a second baby, unless I do, in which case that is nobody’s business and I’ll never regret it for a moment unless it ruins my life.
TINA FEYYou go through big chunks of time where you’re just thinking, ‘this is impossible – oh,this is impossible’. And then you just keep going and keep going, and you sort of do the impossible.
More Tina Fey Quotes
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To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.
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If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”
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Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.
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In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say ‘scientists’? I meant Irish people.
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Read! When your baby is finally down for the night, pick up a juicy book like Eat, Pray, Love or Pride and Prejudice or my personal favorite,Understanding Sleep Disorders: Narcolepsy and Apnea.
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Even more amazing: not the worst review the movie got.
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I think women dress for other women to let them know what their deal is. Because if women were only dressing for men, there would be nothing but Victoria’s Secret. There would be no Dior.
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In real life, people in the most dire situations must cope through humor.
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When humor works, it works because it’s clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real.
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Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions; go over, under, through, and opinions will change organically when you’re the boss. Or they won’t. Who cares? Do your thing, and don’t care if they like it.
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I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.
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Every kid has something they’re good at, that you hope they find and gravitate toward.
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Just say yes and you’ll figure it out afterwards.
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Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.
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Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.
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