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If you are a woman and you bought this book for practical tips on how to make it in a male-dominated workplace, here they are. No pigtails, no tube tops. Cry sparingly.

Tina Fey

Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not.
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Control Course Life Productive Saturday Sometimes Want Witty
When a man plays a woman in a dress, you’re halfway there. It’s inherently funny. When a woman plays a man, for whatever reason, it’s not that instant kind of funny.
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Dress Funny Halfway Play Inhernity Men Woman
It’s the same reason I don’t get Hooters. Why do we need to enjoy chicken wings and boobies at the same time? Yes, they are a natural and beautiful part of the human experience. And so are boobies. But why at the same time?
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Beautiful Boodies Chicken Enjoy Hooter Need Reason Same Time Wing Wings
I think women dress for other women to let them know what their deal is. Because if women were only dressing for men, there would be nothing but Victoria’s Secret. There would be no Dior.
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Deal Hilarious Know Men Other Think Women
Maternity leave is over for Tina Fey of Saturday Night Live. She’ll be back behind the Weekend Update anchor desk for this week’s episode, her first show since giving birth to daughter Alice on Sept. 10.
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Baby Daughter Leave Maternity Night Over Saturday Weekend
To me YES, AND means don’t be afraid to contribute. Always make sure you’re adding something to the discussion. Your initiations are worthwhile.
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Afraid Contribute Discussion Mean Something Worthwhile
Sometimes if you have a difficult decisin to make, just stall until the answer presents itself.
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Answer Difficult Itself Present Sometimes Stail
I got a fan letter on the back of a prison menu. And I remember thinking, ‘Well, they get pie. It’s not so bad. They get pie on the weekends.’ I want to say blueberry and also a Boston cream pie. Not so bad.
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Back Bad Fan Pie Remember Think Thinking Weekend Well
Don’t be too precious or attached to anything you write. Let things be malleable.
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Anything Attach Lety Thing Write
You’re not in competition with other women. You’re in competition with everyone.
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Another Business Competition Other Woman
MAKE STATEMENTS also applies to us women: Speak in statements instead of apologetic questions. No one wants to go to a doctor who says, “I’m going to be your surgeon? I’m here to talk to you about your procedure?
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Accusatory Applies Class Constantly Eye Look Make Statement Voice Witty
(Some people say “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.)
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Cry Everyone never People Say Some Terrify
I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.
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Amazed Constantly Funny Humor People
In my experience, the hardest thing about having someone “come out” to you is the “pretending to be surprised” part.
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Come Experience Hardest Out Pretending Someone Surprise
To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.
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Bridge Bridges Even Guard Overrated Say Seen Troll Witty
Every kid has something they’re good at, that you hope they find and gravitate toward.
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Final Good Gravitate Kid Learning School Something Toward

If you are a woman and you bought this book for practical tips on how to make it in a male-dominated workplace, here they are. No pigtails, no tube tops. Cry sparingly.

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If you are a woman and you bought this book for practical tips on how to make it in a male-dominated workplace, here they are. No pigtails, no tube tops. Cry sparingly.

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