When a coworker shows me cute pictures of her dog, I struggle to respond correctly, like an autistic person who has been taught to recognize human emotions from flash cards. In short, I am the worst.
TINA FEYWhatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.
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Every kid has something they’re good at, that you hope they find and gravitate toward.
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Nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet.
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You’re not in competition with other women. You’re in competition with everyone.
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‘How do you juggle it all?’ people constantly ask me, with an accusatory look in their eyes. ‘You’re screwing it all up, aren’t you?’ their eyes say.
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There are no mistakes only opportunities.
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It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good. I don’t like Chinese food, but I don’t write articles trying to prove it doesn’t exist.
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So, my unsolicited advice to women in the workplace is this. When faced with sexism, or ageism, or lookism, or even really aggressive Buddhism, ask yourself the following question: “Is this person in between me and what I want to do?”
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In an attempt to make things easier for myself, which is the basis for all of history’s worst decisions […].
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Gay people don’t actually try to convert people. That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses you’re thinking of.
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If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”
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And I can see Russia from my house.
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According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So don’t worry, lonely women, you’ll be dead soon.
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In my experience, the hardest thing about having someone “come out” to you is the “pretending to be surprised” part.
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A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby’s temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who’s boss.
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Whatever the problem – be part of the solution
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