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Why are my arms so weak? It’s like I did that push-up last year for nothing!

Tina Fey

I had to get back to work, .. NBC has me under contract; the baby and I have only a verbal agreement.
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Photoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look like a crazy asshole.
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A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby’s temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who’s boss.
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When humor works, it works because it’s clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real.
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I think part of picking where you live in New York is accepting who you are. Really looking at yourself and going, ‘Yeah, I’m not cool enough for the West Village.’
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Life is improvisation.
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‘How do you juggle it all?’ people constantly ask me, with an accusatory look in their eyes. ‘You’re screwing it all up, aren’t you?’ their eyes say.
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Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.
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According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So don’t worry, lonely women, you’ll be dead soon.
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If you are a woman and you bought this book for practical tips on how to make it in a male-dominated workplace, here they are. No pigtails, no tube tops. Cry sparingly.
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Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.
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I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.
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MAKE STATEMENTS also applies to us women: Speak in statements instead of apologetic questions. No one wants to go to a doctor who says, “I’m going to be your surgeon? I’m here to talk to you about your procedure?
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Thomas Jefferson-another gorgeous white boy who would not have been interested in me. This was my problem in a nutshell. To get some play in Charlottesville, you had to be either a Martha Jefferson or a Sally Hemings.
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In an attempt to make things easier for myself, which is the basis for all of history’s worst decisions […].
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Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions… Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.
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