I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.
TINA FEYAnd I can see Russia from my house.
More Tina Fey Quotes
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Even more amazing: not the worst review the movie got.
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It was reported that Guy Ritchie has cast his wife Madonna in a small walk-on role in his new movie, Revolver. Madonna will play the part of the woman who ruins the film.
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My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.
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(My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.)
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I prefer the retro chic of spending Christmas just like Joseph and Mary did – Traveling arduously back to the place of your birth to be counted, with no guarantee of a bed when you get there.
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If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.
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In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.
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It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV.
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I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it’s only because I struggle with math.
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The arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.
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So, my unsolicited advice to women in the workplace is this. When faced with sexism, or ageism, or lookism, or even really aggressive Buddhism, ask yourself the following question: “Is this person in between me and what I want to do?”
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According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So don’t worry, lonely women, you’ll be dead soon.
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Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions; go over, under, through, and opinions will change organically when you’re the boss. Or they won’t. Who cares? Do your thing, and don’t care if they like it.
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I am going to dedicate myself, full time, to my day-drinking.
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You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.
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