I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it’s only because I struggle with math.
TINA FEYEvery kid has something they’re good at, that you hope they find and gravitate toward.
More Tina Fey Quotes
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Don’t be too precious or attached to anything you write. Let things be malleable.
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For my first show at ‘SNL’, I wrote a Bill Clinton sketch, and during our read-through, it wasn’t getting any laughs.
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In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.
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Not only is my wardrobe totally average, my body’s totally average. I love all the candy-fantasy fulfillment of Sex and the City.
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Even more amazing: not the worst review the movie got.
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Just say yes and you’ll figure it out afterwards.
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It’s the same reason I don’t get Hooters. Why do we need to enjoy chicken wings and boobies at the same time? Yes, they are a natural and beautiful part of the human experience. And so are boobies. But why at the same time?
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And I can see Russia from my house.
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If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.
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Everybody kind of gets to be the person they didn’t get to be.
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Whatever the problem – be part of the solution
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So, my unsolicited advice to women in the workplace is this. When faced with sexism, or ageism, or lookism, or even really aggressive Buddhism, ask yourself the following question: “Is this person in between me and what I want to do?”
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To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.
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I am going to dedicate myself, full time, to my day-drinking.
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Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.
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