Lesson learned? When people say, “You really, really must” do something, it means you don’t really have to. No one ever says, “You really, really must deliver the baby during labor.” When it’s true, it doesn’t need to be said.
TINA FEYWhen a man plays a woman in a dress, you’re halfway there. It’s inherently funny. When a woman plays a man, for whatever reason, it’s not that instant kind of funny.
More Tina Fey Quotes
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My work is my work. I take my work seriously but I don’t take myself too seriously.
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In Washington, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of high school students. There were no survivors.
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You can’t control things by being nervous.
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My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.
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Gay people don’t actually try to convert people. That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses you’re thinking of.
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It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV.
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It was reported that the New York Knicks have won all 12 of the home games attended by magician David Blaine. A spokesman for the Knicks said, ‘if this is what it takes to win, it’s not worth it.’
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There are a couple of things I want to impart to ladies who want to be in comedy: One, you don’t have to be weird or be quirky to get your job done. And two, comedy skill is not sexually transmittable.
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Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not.
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In real life, people in the most dire situations must cope through humor.
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In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say ‘scientists’? I meant Irish people.
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If you are a woman and you bought this book for practical tips on how to make it in a male-dominated workplace, here they are. No pigtails, no tube tops. Cry sparingly.
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If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”
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I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it’s only because I struggle with math.
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In order to feel safer on his private jet, actor John Travolta has purchased a bomb-sniffing dog. Unfortunately for the actor, the dog came six movies too late.
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