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There is no one of-woman-born who does not like Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. Anyone who claims otherwise is a liar and a Socialist.

Tina Fey

I have no affinity for animals. I don’t hate animals and I would never hurt an animal; I just don’t actively care about them.
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For my first show at ‘SNL’, I wrote a Bill Clinton sketch, and during our read-through, it wasn’t getting any laughs.
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It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV.
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I think someone should design exercise machines that reward people with sex at the end of their workouts, because people will perform superhuman feats for even the faint hope of that.
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Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.
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There are a couple of things I want to impart to ladies who want to be in comedy: One, you don’t have to be weird or be quirky to get your job done. And two, comedy skill is not sexually transmittable.
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Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.
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Start with a ‘Yes’, and see where that takes you.
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You can’t control things by being nervous.
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Obviously, as an adult I realize this girl-on-girl sabotage is the third worst kind of female behavior, right behind saying “like” all the time and leaving your baby in a dumpster.
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Not only is my wardrobe totally average, my body’s totally average. I love all the candy-fantasy fulfillment of Sex and the City.
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I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.
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You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
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Even more amazing: not the worst review the movie got.
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MAKE STATEMENTS also applies to us women: Speak in statements instead of apologetic questions. No one wants to go to a doctor who says, “I’m going to be your surgeon? I’m here to talk to you about your procedure?
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My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.
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There is no one of-woman-born who does not like Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. Anyone who claims otherwise is a liar and a Socialist.

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There is no one of-woman-born who does not like Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. Anyone who claims otherwise is a liar and a Socialist.

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