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Just say yes and you’ll figure it out afterwards.

Tina Fey

What Turning Forty Means to Me I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn’t used to have to do that. But now I do.
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Fort Home Mean Need Pant Soon Take Turn Women
I am going to dedicate myself, full time, to my day-drinking.
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Day Drinking Delicate Drinking Full Go Time
I had to get back to work, .. NBC has me under contract; the baby and I have only a verbal agreement.
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Agreement Baby Back Contract Nbc Verbal Work
I hire people that are good, and aren’t crazy. Or assholes. Because that takes up too much time. There are just as many good people who are not crazy.
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Asshole Crazy Good Much People Take Time
An interim government was set up in Afghanistan. It included two women, one of whom was Minister of Women’s Affairs. Man, who’d she have to show here ankles to to get that job?
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Country Funny Government Humor Include Interim Job Minister Set Whom Women
Maternity leave is over for Tina Fey of Saturday Night Live. She’ll be back behind the Weekend Update anchor desk for this week’s episode, her first show since giving birth to daughter Alice on Sept. 10.
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Baby Daughter Leave Maternity Night Over Saturday Weekend
Start with a ‘Yes’, and see where that takes you.
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See Start Take Yes You
A wise friend once told me, ‘Don’t wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear.’
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Designer Fashion Tell Wear Wise
Every kid has something they’re good at, that you hope they find and gravitate toward.
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Final Good Gravitate Kid Learning School Something Toward
There are a couple of things I want to impart to ladies who want to be in comedy: One, you don’t have to be weird or be quirky to get your job done. And two, comedy skill is not sexually transmittable.
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Aldy Comedy Couple Impact Job Sleep Thing Want
An acting teacher once told me, ‘Greet everything with yes… Even if you abandon one idea for another one, saying yes allows you to move forward.’
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Acting Everything Motivation Moving Teacher Told Yes
I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it’s only because I struggle with math.
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Again Crack Funny Inspirational Joke Like Math Struggle
When a man plays a woman in a dress, you’re halfway there. It’s inherently funny. When a woman plays a man, for whatever reason, it’s not that instant kind of funny.
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Dress Funny Halfway Play Inhernity Men Woman
Seriously, I’ve just realized that almost everyone is a fraud, so I try not to feel too bad about it.
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Bad Ecveryonbe Feel Fraud Realize Trying
‘How do you juggle it all?’ people constantly ask me, with an accusatory look in their eyes. ‘You’re screwing it all up, aren’t you?’ their eyes say.
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Accusatory All Ask Constant Dream Eye Job Juggle Look Mother People
You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.
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Funny Inspirational Impossible Strong Think Witty Woman

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