Anytime you work with animals, you begin to see more humanity in them.
TIM ALLENIf it ain’t broke, you can probably still fix it.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.
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There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.
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I don’t understand why it has to be either – or – either socialism or democracy. Why can’t we combine things to get the best of each system?
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Real men don’t use instructions, son. Besides, this is just the manufacturer’s opinion on how to put this together.
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Women are brilliant. Every woman knows how to do the weirdest thing right out of the bucket. Every woman knows how to do that Hindu head wrap with the towel out of the shower. Ever try to do that? You look like a drunk Iraqi soldier.
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To get a man’s attention, just stand in front of the TV and don’t move. He’ll talk to you. I promise.
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You don’t know what people are really like until they’re under a lot of stress.
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If you want to condemn yourself for the mistakes you’ve made, let’s be fair, that means you’ve got to congratulate yourself for all the good things you’ve done. It’s okay to say, “God, I wish I’d done this; yeah, but I did do that.” Then it kind of balances out.
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Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
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A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
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I grew up around hunters. I love guns, bows, arrows, compasses and binoculars. I don’t do any of that stuff, I just like the stuff. I shot one animal, in my life, and I didn’t like it. If I had to skin an animal to eat it, I’d probably eat vegetables.
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I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It’s not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I’ll do it because it’s a moment that will stick with me forever.
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If you don’t decide where you’re going, life will decide for you.
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I love doing logos. I’ve been a graphic artist all my life.
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I know it sounds odd, but I want to make a Rolex-quality screwdriver.
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