I love doing logos. I’ve been a graphic artist all my life.
TIM ALLENI do a lot of family shows.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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Anytime you work with animals, you begin to see more humanity in them.
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My dad’s death reminds me of earthquakes – things that shake your foundation.
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I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I’ve never gotten over it.
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As the Chinese will tell you, history depends on your point of view.
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To get a man’s attention, just stand in front of the TV and don’t move. He’ll talk to you. I promise.
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I am a thespian trapped in a man’s body.
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A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
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A car crossed two lanes of traffic, flipped, and landed on my dad’s car. I don’t blame cars. My dad loved cars. I don’t have many memories of my dad. The love of cars is all I have of him, really.
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Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we’re just the tallest people living here.
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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work, or prison.
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The ego is like a kid in the basement: It’s best to keep him busy.
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I think there’s a percentage that don’t realize, that don’t know that [standup] is how everything began. We planned it, we work hard, rehearsals to get this. It’s more of a it’s not just coming in there in a T-shirt and holding a microphone.
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I wonder if to stare into the face of God will drive me crazy. (I wonder who would blink first.)
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The big advantage to playing the Venetian in Las Vegas – where it’s a beautiful theater – is that unlike other places, even many other nice venues, I can do a set and lighting cues, I can put on a real show. I can dress up, wear a tux.
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I have an only child. She’s so independent and good with adults.
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