If I were a painter, you’d be calling me Shaqcasso.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALDo a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way. Went to the police academy to become a police officer.
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That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don’t ask dumb questions.
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Get his master’s in criminal justice, stayed out of trouble. Played for three different teams. Changed three different franchises around.
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Why don’t you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I’m stronger).
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A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I’m going to say, ‘ouch.’ If I pinch your right nipple, you’re going to say ‘ouch.’ A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.
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I don’t think anything of Laura Frank. You heard me – Laura Frank. Not Lawrence. Laura… It’s not that I blame him, I just wish he’d go to a manly tactic and just fight me. Don’t whine. When he whines, that’s when I change his name of Lawrence Frank.
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They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn’t always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.
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Anyone can win a slam-dunk contest. The real Superman is dead. He was assassinated by Pat Riley. I’m the Big Cactus now and ready to roll again.
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I should have done better, but it was just a very ugly and weird game… I knew the game was going to be an ugly game when I saw those three guys at the scorer’s table. Ugly people call ugly games.
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If I was able to have the game I have and shoot 80% from the line, I’d probably be an arrogant person rather than a humble one.
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Because I grew up with a drill sergeant in my life,
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When you flop, that’s just another message that you don’t know how to play me. Stand up and take your medicine like a man.
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We want to win. We want to win big. We want to win the whole thing.
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When I come back, we’ll all need each other to step up our games and do what needs to be done.
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We’re focusing on the whole pie, not a slice. A slice is good, but it’s not good enough to get you fat. We’re trying to get fat.
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I’m very educated and can give you somewhat of a vocabulary, but I don’t get to the philosophical side.
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