Every challenge you put in front of me, I’ve handled it, dismantled it – ate them, dropped them off in the bathroom and flushed them away.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALDo a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way. Went to the police academy to become a police officer.
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This is a guy who they would have secret meetings about to change the rules. So, that’s going to be my legacy: the most dominant player ever.
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Stats don’t matter. I care about winning, not stats. If I score 0 points and we win I’m happy. If I score 50, 60 points, break the records, and we lose.
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Przybilla can’t guard me when I’m 27, 37 or 47.
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My secret? See it, and stay focused on it.
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We’re focusing on the whole pie, not a slice. A slice is good, but it’s not good enough to get you fat. We’re trying to get fat.
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I am Superman. And the only thing that can kill Superman is Kryptonite. And Kryptonite doesn’t exist.
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You guys make the rules up, so a foul is a foul. It doesn’t matter if a guy is bigger and stronger. It’s not my fault I ate my Frosted Flakes when I was little, and you ate Wheaties.
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Why don’t you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I’m stronger).
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If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.
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The best quality about Kobe Bryant? You want me to be honest? I don’t know. I’ll tell you why. I open my arms to everybody. But he never stepped forward for the embrace. So I never really got to know him. I don’t know anything about him, and it’s kinda sad.
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I’m a very quotatious person.
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If you don’t stick to simplicity, you’ll die a horrible death.
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This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what’s best for them, including me.
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My wrists are crooked and don’t go all the way back. I’ve been practicing and working on them. You can’t do everything good.
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Before I became the ‘Great Test of the West,” I was the ‘Beast of the East.’
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