I just want everyone to know I’m suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn’t let go.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALDo a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way. Went to the police academy to become a police officer.
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You guys make the rules up, so a foul is a foul. It doesn’t matter if a guy is bigger and stronger. It’s not my fault I ate my Frosted Flakes when I was little, and you ate Wheaties.
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And I want to do it the right way, like everybody else, not just a famous figurehead that gets a job because he is a famous basketball player. I want to really learn the business.
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Get away from my house. What do you want?
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It’s sort of like in the movie The Karate Kid when Daniel said he needed Mr. Miyagi. And Mr. Miyagi gave him that confidence to believe he really didn’t. These guys think they really need me right now, but they don’t.
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Every time that I’ve won a championship I’ve looked at my guys around me and looked at their work ethic and said ‘You know what, I’m going to win it this year. I feel that way now.
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But, hey I did everything the right way and earned my spot in this game, nothing was given to me.
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He’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
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He’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
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That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don’t ask dumb questions.
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This is a guy who they would have secret meetings about to change the rules. So, that’s going to be my legacy: the most dominant player ever.
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Pluto is not a planet, but I am.
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I respect order and it really gave me the discipline to be a leader and not a follower. It also helped me stay out of trouble.
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My secret? See it, and stay focused on it.
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If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.
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The biggest thing that will define my legacy is how I’ve done it, and what I’ve done, and who I am. I’m a weird big guy. Doing rapping, doing movies.
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