I think I’m the only player who looks at each and every center and says to myself, ‘That’s barbecued chicken down there.’
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI think I’m the only player who looks at each and every center and says to myself, ‘That’s barbecued chicken down there.’
SHAQUILLE O'NEALThat was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don’t ask dumb questions.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALBut that is the only thing that slows me down is the system. No one, two or three was big enough to slow me down, only the system. It was the system that slowed me down to make my numbers fall. Not because I am older.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALThis summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what’s best for them, including me.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALIf you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI just want everyone to know I’m suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn’t let go.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALEverybody is not going to like it, but I don’t care if they like or not. I’m Bush, so if they don’t like it resign.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALOpinions are like belly buttons; everybody has one. I never knock a man for his opinion.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI don’t think anything of Laura Frank. You heard me – Laura Frank. Not Lawrence. Laura… It’s not that I blame him, I just wish he’d go to a manly tactic and just fight me. Don’t whine. When he whines, that’s when I change his name of Lawrence Frank.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALBeing that I’m a tropical black man I don’t get to see much snow. When I see snow I go crazy. That’s why they call me Sasquatch. There’s no Sasquatch found in the snow so I had to go back to my Sasquatchian roots.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALMy message to little kids who aspire to be anything they want to be is to listen to their parents.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALEvery time that I’ve won a championship I’ve looked at my guys around me and looked at their work ethic and said ‘You know what, I’m going to win it this year. I feel that way now.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALAs a general, and as a leader of this team, whatever I’ve got to do get my guys going I’ll do it every time. If I have to be the bad guy sometime, I’ll guess I’ll take that. That’s what a leader and a general and a chief of police does.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALThere was a kid that had five brothers and sisters, and the family was missing for like five days. I was watching TV, they [found each other] and now they’re in San Antonio. So I bought them a little apartment in San Antonio. But I’m doing stuff like that all over.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALWe’re focusing on the whole pie, not a slice. A slice is good, but it’s not good enough to get you fat. We’re trying to get fat.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don’t remember what I said last night.
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