I would like to be referred to as ‘The Big Aristotle’.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don’t remember what I said last night.
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I don’t believe in pressure. Pressure is when you don’t know where your next meal is coming from.
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Because I grew up with a drill sergeant in my life,
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As a basketball fan, I get sick and tired of people talking about numbers. To me, the world is getting too materialistic.
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The problem with kids these days is they don’t have enough fun stuff to do. When I was stationed with my family in Germany, youth basketball programs gave me something to strive to do my best at.
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My message to little kids who aspire to be anything they want to be is to listen to their parents.
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I’m a very quotatious person.
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He’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
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But that is the only thing that slows me down is the system. No one, two or three was big enough to slow me down, only the system. It was the system that slowed me down to make my numbers fall. Not because I am older.
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I don’t know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don’t know.
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They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn’t always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.
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I’m ready to go. As big men in the league, there are two who have done something special during this millennium. I’m one and Tim Duncan is the other.
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The stats win nothing. I’m still sexy. I’m still great.
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There is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds and then we’re planning for the parade.
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I just said to myself, ‘Damn, I’m a great player.’
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Yeah, D-Wade called me up last night and said that he saw some film of me in high school and thinks that my form then was better and that I should shoot like that.
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