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I don’t think anything of Laura Frank. You heard me – Laura Frank. Not Lawrence. Laura… It’s not that I blame him, I just wish he’d go to a manly tactic and just fight me. Don’t whine. When he whines, that’s when I change his name of Lawrence Frank.

Shaquille O'Neal

I’m always ready for a change. I’m Irish. I’m a leprechaun.
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Always Basketball Change Country Irish Read
(The Hack-A-Shaq is) just a way of telling me that you can’t stop me. Thank you. I appreciate it.
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Appreciate Country People Person Stop Tell Wary
When I come back, we’ll all need each other to step up our games and do what needs to be done.
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Back Does Each Game Need Other Step When Come
If he were on fire, he couldn’t act as if he were burning. He can’t out-act me on the big screen.
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Act Big Burning Fire Oil Screen
And I want to do it the right way, like everybody else, not just a famous figurehead that gets a job because he is a famous basketball player. I want to really learn the business.
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Basketball Business Else Everybody Famous Figurehead Learn Player Right Want Way
I endorse only products I actually use. Like Wheaties keeps offering me money, but I don’t eat Wheaties, so I can’t do it. Now, if Rice Krispies or Frosted Flakes offered me a deal, I’d take it right away. Apple Jacks, I’d be on the box in a heartbeat. Apple Shaqs. Yeah.
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Actually Country Deal Eat Endore Flake Frost Keep Like Money Now Offer Only People Person Product Use Wheat
But that is the only thing that slows me down is the system. No one, two or three was big enough to slow me down, only the system. It was the system that slowed me down to make my numbers fall. Not because I am older.
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Basketball Big Down Enough No One Only Slow System Thing Three Two
I don’t know how it is for you earthlings, but where I’m from, strength is mental.
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Earthing Mental Strength
When you’re righteous, you don’t have to tell people that you’re righteous.
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People Righteous Tell When You
They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn’t always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.
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Always Bagel Ball Come Early Eat Microwave Moming Shot Stay
If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.
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Body Both Needle Ouch Say Stick Take
But, hey I did everything the right way and earned my spot in this game, nothing was given to me.
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Earn Everything Game Given Nothing Right Spot
I don’t know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don’t know.
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Happen Head Know Plus Put Rain Sexy Thing
Now that I’m an old, old veteran-age 29-I do things a lot differently. I don’t go to the gentlemen’s clubs anymore. I had to slow that down.
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Agemtwenty Anymore Club Country Different Down Gentlemen Lot Nine Now Old Slow Thing
Yeah, D-Wade called me up last night and said that he saw some film of me in high school and thinks that my form then was better and that I should shoot like that.
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Better Call Country Film Last Night People Person School Shoot Some Think
All of my projects are done right because I know the game, and I consider myself a rap expert.
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Consider Done Expert Game Know Myself Project Rap Right

I don’t think anything of Laura Frank. You heard me – Laura Frank. Not Lawrence. Laura… It’s not that I blame him, I just wish he’d go to a manly tactic and just fight me. Don’t whine. When he whines, that’s when I change his name of Lawrence Frank.

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I don’t think anything of Laura Frank. You heard me – Laura Frank. Not Lawrence. Laura… It’s not that I blame him, I just wish he’d go to a manly tactic and just fight me. Don’t whine. When he whines, that’s when I change his name of Lawrence Frank.

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