Everybody is not going to like it, but I don’t care if they like or not. I’m Bush, so if they don’t like it resign.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it’s not how you start the date, it’s how you finish it sir.
More Shaquille O'Neal Quotes
-
-
I just want everyone to know I’m suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn’t let go.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL -
I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL -
Every challenge you put in front of me, I’ve handled it, dismantled it – ate them, dropped them off in the bathroom and flushed them away.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL -
A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I’m going to say, ‘ouch.’ If I pinch your right nipple, you’re going to say ‘ouch.’ A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL -
I failed, I think, seven [or] eight times before I finally got my first [championship]. It was just, you know, just about me growing up.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL -
Anyone can win a slam-dunk contest. The real Superman is dead. He was assassinated by Pat Riley. I’m the Big Cactus now and ready to roll again.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL -
They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn’t always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL -
The day I stopped worrying about stats is the day I started winning
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL -
I don’t know how it is for you earthlings, but where I’m from, strength is mental.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL -
You know, I’m very photogenic.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL -
I don’t take anything personal. I just have a certain file in my head, so Earthlings must be careful with what they say.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL -
But, hey I did everything the right way and earned my spot in this game, nothing was given to me.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL -
I should have done better, but it was just a very ugly and weird game… I knew the game was going to be an ugly game when I saw those three guys at the scorer’s table. Ugly people call ugly games.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL -
Y’all reporters like my quotes, don’t you. Yeah, my quotes are Shaqalicious.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL -
That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don’t ask dumb questions.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL






