If you don’t stick to simplicity, you’ll die a horrible death.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it’s not how you start the date, it’s how you finish it sir.
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As my great friend Aristotle said, ‘If you cannot command, you must learn to listen.’ I’m not the hierarchy here. I am a worker bee.
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If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.
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Do a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way. Went to the police academy to become a police officer.
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Everybody is not going to like it, but I don’t care if they like or not. I’m Bush, so if they don’t like it resign.
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I’m a very quotatious person.
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If he were on fire, he couldn’t act as if he were burning. He can’t out-act me on the big screen.
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Once you learn how to do something, you don’t lose it. Unless you die.
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There is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds and then we’re planning for the parade.
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I told him I’d think about it and then my pops called and said something like that so I decided to revert back and then.
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I just want everyone to know I’m suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn’t let go.
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My wrists are crooked and don’t go all the way back. I’ve been practicing and working on them. You can’t do everything good.
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As a general, and as a leader of this team, whatever I’ve got to do get my guys going I’ll do it every time. If I have to be the bad guy sometime, I’ll guess I’ll take that. That’s what a leader and a general and a chief of police does.
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Anyone else has to come upstairs and see the Shogun. I’m still the Shogun.
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Przybilla can’t guard me when I’m 27, 37 or 47.
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Talk to the guys that ain’t doing nothing, don’t talk to me. I just want eight guys out there with me who want to play.
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