I’m going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year – I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALIf you don’t stick to simplicity, you’ll die a horrible death.
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I’m a combination of the Terminator and Bambi.
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A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don’t finish the date – you know what I mean?
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Pluto is not a planet, but I am.
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Stats don’t matter. I care about winning, not stats. If I score 0 points and we win I’m happy. If I score 50, 60 points, break the records, and we lose.
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I am Superman. And the only thing that can kill Superman is Kryptonite. And Kryptonite doesn’t exist.
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I urge all children to listen to their mothers and fathers. My mom was helping out some kids and she didn’t want to call me for all of the money; she only wanted to take care of some of the kids.
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Everybody is not going to like it, but I don’t care if they like or not. I’m Bush, so if they don’t like it resign.
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Y’all reporters like my quotes, don’t you. Yeah, my quotes are Shaqalicious.
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You know, I’m very photogenic.
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As my great friend Aristotle said, ‘If you cannot command, you must learn to listen.’ I’m not the hierarchy here. I am a worker bee.
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Do a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way. Went to the police academy to become a police officer.
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(The Hack-A-Shaq is) just a way of telling me that you can’t stop me. Thank you. I appreciate it.
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I respect order and it really gave me the discipline to be a leader and not a follower. It also helped me stay out of trouble.
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I think I’m the only player who looks at each and every center and says to myself, ‘That’s barbecued chicken down there.’
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That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don’t ask dumb questions.
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