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I never make a face when they try to flagrant or hack-a-Shaq me, because I’m not from this planet. Earthlings don’t faze me.

Shaquille O'Neal

As my great friend Aristotle said, ‘If you cannot command, you must learn to listen.’ I’m not the hierarchy here. I am a worker bee.
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Bee Command Friend Great Hierarchy Learn Listen Peron Worker
Being that I’m a tropical black man I don’t get to see much snow. When I see snow I go crazy. That’s why they call me Sasquatch. There’s no Sasquatch found in the snow so I had to go back to my Sasquatchian roots.
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Balc Basketball Being Call Crazy Get Go Man Much Now Person Root Sasquatch See Snow Tropical
The problem with kids these days is they don’t have enough fun stuff to do. When I was stationed with my family in Germany, youth basketball programs gave me something to strive to do my best at.
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Basketball Country Day Do Enough Family Fun Kid Problem Station To
If I was able to have the game I have and shoot 80% from the line, I’d probably be an arrogant person rather than a humble one.
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As a general, and as a leader of this team, whatever I’ve got to do get my guys going I’ll do it every time. If I have to be the bad guy sometime, I’ll guess I’ll take that. That’s what a leader and a general and a chief of police does.
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Bad Does Every General Go Guess Guy Het Leader Office Police Sometimes Team Time
Obviously, Sam is the type of guy that hides behind his pen and pad. I promise you he wouldn’t say that to my face in a dark alley where it’s just me and him and no witnesses.
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Alley Behind Country Dark Guy Hide Just Obviously Pais People Person Promise Say Witness
Keep in mind, I’m not allowed to be tough. I’m tamed.
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Allow Basketball Keep Mind Tamed Tough
The only person who can really motivate you is you.
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Motivate Only Person Really
That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don’t ask dumb questions.
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Ask Basketball Dumb Foul Know Lady Question
When you flop, that’s just another message that you don’t know how to play me. Stand up and take your medicine like a man.
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Another Flop Just Kno Man Medicine Message Play Take
A lot of times when I buy a lot of toys, I get a little jealous and keep one or two for myself. So I’ve got a couple of drones. I’ve got a couple of remote-control cars. I like to have fun
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Buy Jealous Keep Little Lot Myself Time Toy Two
They asked me when I was out there, ‘Why do you want to be traded?’ I said me staying here is like divorcing my wife and marrying someone who looks like me. That’s backwards, man.
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Ask Divorce Like Look Marry Out Someone Stay There Trade Wife
Some things you just can’t question. Like you can’t question why two plus two is four. So don’t question it, don’t try to look it up.
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Four Just Look Plus Question Some Thing Try Two Up
He’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
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I respect order and it really gave me the discipline to be a leader and not a follower. It also helped me stay out of trouble.
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I’m on a mission. And I know the older I get, I may lose a step or two, but it’s all up in the medulla oblongata. I’ve got a lot up there. I’ve got a lot of knowledge… in this medulla oblongata.
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