He’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI never make a face when they try to flagrant or hack-a-Shaq me, because I’m not from this planet. Earthlings don’t faze me.
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A lot of times when I buy a lot of toys, I get a little jealous and keep one or two for myself. So I’ve got a couple of drones. I’ve got a couple of remote-control cars. I like to have fun
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Get away from my house. What do you want?
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I’m a combination of the Terminator and Bambi.
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If he were on fire, he couldn’t act as if he were burning. He can’t out-act me on the big screen.
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Do a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way. Went to the police academy to become a police officer.
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I should have done better, but it was just a very ugly and weird game… I knew the game was going to be an ugly game when I saw those three guys at the scorer’s table. Ugly people call ugly games.
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This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what’s best for them, including me.
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I am Superman. And the only thing that can kill Superman is Kryptonite. And Kryptonite doesn’t exist.
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There is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds and then we’re planning for the parade.
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Probably a lack of concentration. I always hit them during practice. I just need to concentrate. Even though I should a lousy percentage,
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If I were a painter, you’d be calling me Shaqcasso.
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My wrists are crooked and don’t go all the way back. I’ve been practicing and working on them. You can’t do everything good.
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When you flop, that’s just another message that you don’t know how to play me. Stand up and take your medicine like a man.
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There’s no answer for my offense, just like the polythagorean theorem.
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Every challenge you put in front of me, I’ve handled it, dismantled it – ate them, dropped them off in the bathroom and flushed them away.
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