I don’t know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don’t know.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALStats don’t matter. I care about winning, not stats. If I score 0 points and we win I’m happy. If I score 50, 60 points, break the records, and we lose.
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I’m always ready for a change. I’m Irish. I’m a leprechaun.
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My wrists are crooked and don’t go all the way back. I’ve been practicing and working on them. You can’t do everything good.
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Why don’t you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I’m stronger).
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When you’re righteous, you don’t have to tell people that you’re righteous.
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I really get motivated when I have doubters.
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Being that I’m a tropical black man I don’t get to see much snow. When I see snow I go crazy. That’s why they call me Sasquatch. There’s no Sasquatch found in the snow so I had to go back to my Sasquatchian roots.
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I just want everyone to know I’m suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn’t let go.
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I don’t know how it is for you earthlings, but where I’m from, strength is mental.
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If you don’t stick to simplicity, you’ll die a horrible death.
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Kobe always tried to be a hero. But you know, as the saying goes, a hero ain’t nothing but a sandwich.
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I’m a very quotatious person.
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I’m ready to go. As big men in the league, there are two who have done something special during this millennium. I’m one and Tim Duncan is the other.
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Get away from my house. What do you want?
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Do a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way. Went to the police academy to become a police officer.
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I’m a combination of the Terminator and Bambi.
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