Some things you just can’t question. Like you can’t question why two plus two is four. So don’t question it, don’t try to look it up.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALNow that I’m an old, old veteran-age 29-I do things a lot differently. I don’t go to the gentlemen’s clubs anymore. I had to slow that down.
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Every challenge you put in front of me, I’ve handled it, dismantled it – ate them, dropped them off in the bathroom and flushed them away.
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Get his master’s in criminal justice, stayed out of trouble. Played for three different teams. Changed three different franchises around.
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I endorse only products I actually use. Like Wheaties keeps offering me money, but I don’t eat Wheaties, so I can’t do it. Now, if Rice Krispies or Frosted Flakes offered me a deal, I’d take it right away. Apple Jacks, I’d be on the box in a heartbeat. Apple Shaqs. Yeah.
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I beat a lot of teams from the line. You have to have mechanics. But see, what people don’t know about my wrists is my wrists don’t go all the way back.
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Once you learn how to do something, you don’t lose it. Unless you die.
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As a basketball fan, I get sick and tired of people talking about numbers. To me, the world is getting too materialistic.
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Being here feels like I’m out of prison. This is the right place, the right time, the right team.
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I’m going to be on a mission. I’ve handled my personal vendettas and handled them well.
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Talk to the guys that ain’t doing nothing, don’t talk to me. I just want eight guys out there with me who want to play.
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Every time that I’ve won a championship I’ve looked at my guys around me and looked at their work ethic and said ‘You know what, I’m going to win it this year. I feel that way now.
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If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.
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He’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
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You guys make the rules up, so a foul is a foul. It doesn’t matter if a guy is bigger and stronger. It’s not my fault I ate my Frosted Flakes when I was little, and you ate Wheaties.
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I’m pissed off. ‘Cause I knew I did something wrong. I’ll have a hell of a season if I win the championship and average 20 points a game.
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If I were a painter, you’d be calling me Shaqcasso.
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