I would like to be referred to as ‘The Big Aristotle’.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALNow that I’m an old, old veteran-age 29-I do things a lot differently. I don’t go to the gentlemen’s clubs anymore. I had to slow that down.
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Stay out of the gentlemen’s clubs. Get a lot of rest. Just have fun and relax and stay focused.
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It’s sort of like in the movie The Karate Kid when Daniel said he needed Mr. Miyagi. And Mr. Miyagi gave him that confidence to believe he really didn’t. These guys think they really need me right now, but they don’t.
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I know how to turn the bad into good always.
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Keep in mind, I’m not allowed to be tough. I’m tamed.
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I’m dominant every night. I come in every night and get beat up.
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I’m always ready for a change. I’m Irish. I’m a leprechaun.
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Opinions are like belly buttons; everybody has one. I never knock a man for his opinion.
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If I was able to have the game I have and shoot 80% from the line, I’d probably be an arrogant person rather than a humble one.
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You know, I’m very photogenic.
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If I were a painter, you’d be calling me Shaqcasso.
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I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
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Being that I’m a tropical black man I don’t get to see much snow. When I see snow I go crazy. That’s why they call me Sasquatch. There’s no Sasquatch found in the snow so I had to go back to my Sasquatchian roots.
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I came here with the perfect chemist’s perception. The formula they had was perfect and any added ingredient could make it go bad or worse.
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I’m going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year – I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.
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He’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
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