I just want everyone to know I’m suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn’t let go.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI’m still here. I’m a force to be reckoned with… you have to come take my spot, and not through Twitter and not through the media, come take my spot.
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It’s LeBron’s team. He’s the captain. This is the time in my career where I can fit in. I’m now in the security business. My job is to protect the King, and that’s what I’m here to do.
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A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don’t finish the date – you know what I mean?
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Everything happens for a reason.
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I’m dominant every night. I come in every night and get beat up.
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I’m still here. I’m a force to be reckoned with… you have to come take my spot, and not through Twitter and not through the media, come take my spot.
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Every challenge you put in front of me, I’ve handled it, dismantled it – ate them, dropped them off in the bathroom and flushed them away.
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As a basketball fan, I get sick and tired of people talking about numbers. To me, the world is getting too materialistic.
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If you don’t stick to simplicity, you’ll die a horrible death.
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Anyone can win a slam-dunk contest. The real Superman is dead. He was assassinated by Pat Riley. I’m the Big Cactus now and ready to roll again.
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I would like to be referred to as ‘The Big Aristotle’.
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It’s his show and I’m just trying to make him look good. If we were the same age there might be a little tension, but I’m on my way out… I am here to serve your every need, King James.
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I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it’s not how you start the date, it’s how you finish it sir.
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And I want to do it the right way, like everybody else, not just a famous figurehead that gets a job because he is a famous basketball player. I want to really learn the business.
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There’s no answer for my offense, just like the polythagorean theorem.
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Get his master’s in criminal justice, stayed out of trouble. Played for three different teams. Changed three different franchises around.
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