He’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALPrzybilla can’t guard me when I’m 27, 37 or 47.
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There’s no answer for my offense, just like the polythagorean theorem.
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I’m dominant every night. I come in every night and get beat up.
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Keep in mind, I’m not allowed to be tough. I’m tamed.
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The only person who can really motivate you is you.
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I’m very educated and can give you somewhat of a vocabulary, but I don’t get to the philosophical side.
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This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what’s best for them, including me.
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Every time that I’ve won a championship I’ve looked at my guys around me and looked at their work ethic and said ‘You know what, I’m going to win it this year. I feel that way now.
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I endorse only products I actually use. Like Wheaties keeps offering me money, but I don’t eat Wheaties, so I can’t do it. Now, if Rice Krispies or Frosted Flakes offered me a deal, I’d take it right away. Apple Jacks, I’d be on the box in a heartbeat. Apple Shaqs. Yeah.
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Get away from my house. What do you want?
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I’m going to be on a mission. I’ve handled my personal vendettas and handled them well.
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A lot of times when I buy a lot of toys, I get a little jealous and keep one or two for myself. So I’ve got a couple of drones. I’ve got a couple of remote-control cars. I like to have fun
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I’m going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year – I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.
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I never make a face when they try to flagrant or hack-a-Shaq me, because I’m not from this planet. Earthlings don’t faze me.
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Stats don’t matter. I care about winning, not stats. If I score 0 points and we win I’m happy. If I score 50, 60 points, break the records, and we lose.
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It’s sort of like in the movie The Karate Kid when Daniel said he needed Mr. Miyagi. And Mr. Miyagi gave him that confidence to believe he really didn’t. These guys think they really need me right now, but they don’t.
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