He’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALPrzybilla can’t guard me when I’m 27, 37 or 47.
More Shaquille O'Neal Quotes
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I’m a combination of the Terminator and Bambi.
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I don’t believe in pressure. Pressure is when you don’t know where your next meal is coming from.
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It was a weird game. There was ugly shooting and a lot of turnovers and mistakes, and we were just fortunate to get the win.
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When you’re righteous, you don’t have to tell people that you’re righteous.
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I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don’t remember what I said last night.
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I think I’m the only player who looks at each and every center and says to myself, ‘That’s barbecued chicken down there.’
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Being that I’m a tropical black man I don’t get to see much snow. When I see snow I go crazy. That’s why they call me Sasquatch. There’s no Sasquatch found in the snow so I had to go back to my Sasquatchian roots.
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When I come back, we’ll all need each other to step up our games and do what needs to be done.
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This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what’s best for them, including me.
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If I was able to have the game I have and shoot 80% from the line, I’d probably be an arrogant person rather than a humble one.
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If I were a painter, you’d be calling me Shaqcasso.
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Excellence is a habit. You are what you repeatedly do.
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I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
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I’m on a mission. And I know the older I get, I may lose a step or two, but it’s all up in the medulla oblongata. I’ve got a lot up there. I’ve got a lot of knowledge… in this medulla oblongata.
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Pluto is not a planet, but I am.
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