I know how to turn the bad into good always.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI know how to turn the bad into good always.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALThere is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds and then we’re planning for the parade.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALIf I was able to have the game I have and shoot 80% from the line, I’d probably be an arrogant person rather than a humble one.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALIf I were a painter, you’d be calling me Shaqcasso.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALEverything happens for a reason.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALAll of my projects are done right because I know the game, and I consider myself a rap expert.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI’m still here. I’m a force to be reckoned with… you have to come take my spot, and not through Twitter and not through the media, come take my spot.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALThis is a guy who they would have secret meetings about to change the rules. So, that’s going to be my legacy: the most dominant player ever.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALBeing that I’m a tropical black man I don’t get to see much snow. When I see snow I go crazy. That’s why they call me Sasquatch. There’s no Sasquatch found in the snow so I had to go back to my Sasquatchian roots.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALAnyone can win a slam-dunk contest. The real Superman is dead. He was assassinated by Pat Riley. I’m the Big Cactus now and ready to roll again.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI don’t take anything personal. I just have a certain file in my head, so Earthlings must be careful with what they say.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI don’t know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don’t know.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALThere’s no answer for my offense, just like the polythagorean theorem.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI’m ready to go. As big men in the league, there are two who have done something special during this millennium. I’m one and Tim Duncan is the other.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI just want everyone to know I’m suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn’t let go.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALBeing here feels like I’m out of prison. This is the right place, the right time, the right team.
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