Some things you just can’t question. Like you can’t question why two plus two is four. So don’t question it, don’t try to look it up.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALIt’s his show and I’m just trying to make him look good. If we were the same age there might be a little tension, but I’m on my way out… I am here to serve your every need, King James.
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Przybilla can’t guard me when I’m 27, 37 or 47.
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I’m a cop, and cops talk. They called me the day he did it, but did you ever hear me say anything about it? I played ball, because that’s how I am. I’m true.
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When you’re righteous, you don’t have to tell people that you’re righteous.
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I don’t think anything of Laura Frank. You heard me – Laura Frank. Not Lawrence. Laura… It’s not that I blame him, I just wish he’d go to a manly tactic and just fight me. Don’t whine. When he whines, that’s when I change his name of Lawrence Frank.
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All of my projects are done right because I know the game, and I consider myself a rap expert.
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That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don’t ask dumb questions.
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Once you learn how to do something, you don’t lose it. Unless you die.
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I would like to be referred to as ‘The Big Aristotle’.
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Everybody is not going to like it, but I don’t care if they like or not. I’m Bush, so if they don’t like it resign.
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If he were on fire, he couldn’t act as if he were burning. He can’t out-act me on the big screen.
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I told him I’d think about it and then my pops called and said something like that so I decided to revert back and then.
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It’s LeBron’s team. He’s the captain. This is the time in my career where I can fit in. I’m now in the security business. My job is to protect the King, and that’s what I’m here to do.
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If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.
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Get away from my house. What do you want?
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I really get motivated when I have doubters.
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