There is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds and then we’re planning for the parade.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALIt’s his show and I’m just trying to make him look good. If we were the same age there might be a little tension, but I’m on my way out… I am here to serve your every need, King James.
More Shaquille O'Neal Quotes
-
-
I respect order and it really gave me the discipline to be a leader and not a follower. It also helped me stay out of trouble.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL -
I’m very educated and can give you somewhat of a vocabulary, but I don’t get to the philosophical side.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL -
Opinions are like belly buttons; everybody has one. I never knock a man for his opinion.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL -
Once you learn how to do something, you don’t lose it. Unless you die.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL -
My message to little kids who aspire to be anything they want to be is to listen to their parents.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL -
Everybody is not going to like it, but I don’t care if they like or not. I’m Bush, so if they don’t like it resign.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL -
I don’t take anything personal. I just have a certain file in my head, so Earthlings must be careful with what they say.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL -
If he were on fire, he couldn’t act as if he were burning. He can’t out-act me on the big screen.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL -
I’m a combination of the Terminator and Bambi.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL -
I don’t believe in pressure. Pressure is when you don’t know where your next meal is coming from.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL -
Keep in mind, I’m not allowed to be tough. I’m tamed.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL -
The day I stopped worrying about stats is the day I started winning
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL -
I failed, I think, seven [or] eight times before I finally got my first [championship]. It was just, you know, just about me growing up.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL -
If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL -
Probably a lack of concentration. I always hit them during practice. I just need to concentrate. Even though I should a lousy percentage,
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL