All of my projects are done right because I know the game, and I consider myself a rap expert.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALIt’s his show and I’m just trying to make him look good. If we were the same age there might be a little tension, but I’m on my way out… I am here to serve your every need, King James.
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He’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
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I’m going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year – I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.
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Every time that I’ve won a championship I’ve looked at my guys around me and looked at their work ethic and said ‘You know what, I’m going to win it this year. I feel that way now.
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Before I became the ‘Great Test of the West,” I was the ‘Beast of the East.’
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If he were on fire, he couldn’t act as if he were burning. He can’t out-act me on the big screen.
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I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don’t remember what I said last night.
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If you don’t stick to simplicity, you’ll die a horrible death.
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Pluto is not a planet, but I am.
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Keep in mind, I’m not allowed to be tough. I’m tamed.
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My wrists are crooked and don’t go all the way back. I’ve been practicing and working on them. You can’t do everything good.
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I think I’m the only player who looks at each and every center and says to myself, ‘That’s barbecued chicken down there.’
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There is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds and then we’re planning for the parade.
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They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn’t always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.
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I’m still here. I’m a force to be reckoned with… you have to come take my spot, and not through Twitter and not through the media, come take my spot.
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I really get motivated when I have doubters.
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