I don’t think anything of Laura Frank. You heard me – Laura Frank. Not Lawrence. Laura… It’s not that I blame him, I just wish he’d go to a manly tactic and just fight me. Don’t whine. When he whines, that’s when I change his name of Lawrence Frank.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALGet his master’s in criminal justice, stayed out of trouble. Played for three different teams. Changed three different franchises around.
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I’m going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year – I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.
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I never make a face when they try to flagrant or hack-a-Shaq me, because I’m not from this planet. Earthlings don’t faze me.
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If I were a painter, you’d be calling me Shaqcasso.
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Opinions are like belly buttons; everybody has one. I never knock a man for his opinion.
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A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I’m going to say, ‘ouch.’ If I pinch your right nipple, you’re going to say ‘ouch.’ A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.
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Before I became the ‘Great Test of the West,” I was the ‘Beast of the East.’
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I failed, I think, seven [or] eight times before I finally got my first [championship]. It was just, you know, just about me growing up.
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The only person who can really motivate you is you.
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Do a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way. Went to the police academy to become a police officer.
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Anyone else has to come upstairs and see the Shogun. I’m still the Shogun.
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If you don’t stick to simplicity, you’ll die a horrible death.
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I’m pissed off. ‘Cause I knew I did something wrong. I’ll have a hell of a season if I win the championship and average 20 points a game.
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I don’t get tired. I get beat up. You keep chopping on a tree, you need to give the tree some rest so the chlorophyll will fill back up and the tree gets its energy back.
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I know how to turn the bad into good always.
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My wrists are crooked and don’t go all the way back. I’ve been practicing and working on them. You can’t do everything good.
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