Kobe always tried to be a hero. But you know, as the saying goes, a hero ain’t nothing but a sandwich.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALHe’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
More Shaquille O'Neal Quotes
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Everything happens for a reason.
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Przybilla can’t guard me when I’m 27, 37 or 47.
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The stats win nothing. I’m still sexy. I’m still great.
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There’s no answer for my offense, just like the polythagorean theorem.
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Probably a lack of concentration. I always hit them during practice. I just need to concentrate. Even though I should a lousy percentage,
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I endorse only products I actually use. Like Wheaties keeps offering me money, but I don’t eat Wheaties, so I can’t do it. Now, if Rice Krispies or Frosted Flakes offered me a deal, I’d take it right away. Apple Jacks, I’d be on the box in a heartbeat. Apple Shaqs. Yeah.
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I’m going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year – I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.
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Before I became the ‘Great Test of the West,” I was the ‘Beast of the East.’
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I know how to turn the bad into good always.
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I’m going to be on a mission. I’ve handled my personal vendettas and handled them well.
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A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don’t finish the date – you know what I mean?
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I’m the first player in history that doesn’t want to play defense and still gets in foul trouble.
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But that is the only thing that slows me down is the system. No one, two or three was big enough to slow me down, only the system. It was the system that slowed me down to make my numbers fall. Not because I am older.
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I am Superman. And the only thing that can kill Superman is Kryptonite. And Kryptonite doesn’t exist.
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This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what’s best for them, including me.
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