He’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALHe’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
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(The Hack-A-Shaq is) just a way of telling me that you can’t stop me. Thank you. I appreciate it.
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But that is the only thing that slows me down is the system. No one, two or three was big enough to slow me down, only the system. It was the system that slowed me down to make my numbers fall. Not because I am older.
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They asked me when I was out there, ‘Why do you want to be traded?’ I said me staying here is like divorcing my wife and marrying someone who looks like me. That’s backwards, man.
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I really get motivated when I have doubters.
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I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it’s not how you start the date, it’s how you finish it sir.
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I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don’t remember what I said last night.
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I’m on a mission. And I know the older I get, I may lose a step or two, but it’s all up in the medulla oblongata. I’ve got a lot up there. I’ve got a lot of knowledge… in this medulla oblongata.
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Keep in mind, I’m not allowed to be tough. I’m tamed.
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Y’all reporters like my quotes, don’t you. Yeah, my quotes are Shaqalicious.
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Stay out of the gentlemen’s clubs. Get a lot of rest. Just have fun and relax and stay focused.
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Obviously, Sam is the type of guy that hides behind his pen and pad. I promise you he wouldn’t say that to my face in a dark alley where it’s just me and him and no witnesses.
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I would like to be referred to as ‘The Big Aristotle’.
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A lot of times when I buy a lot of toys, I get a little jealous and keep one or two for myself. So I’ve got a couple of drones. I’ve got a couple of remote-control cars. I like to have fun
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The stats win nothing. I’m still sexy. I’m still great.
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We want to win. We want to win big. We want to win the whole thing.
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