My wrists are crooked and don’t go all the way back. I’ve been practicing and working on them. You can’t do everything good.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALHe’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
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I don’t believe in pressure. Pressure is when you don’t know where your next meal is coming from.
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Now that I’m an old, old veteran-age 29-I do things a lot differently. I don’t go to the gentlemen’s clubs anymore. I had to slow that down.
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The stats win nothing. I’m still sexy. I’m still great.
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Why don’t you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I’m stronger).
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There is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds and then we’re planning for the parade.
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There was a kid that had five brothers and sisters, and the family was missing for like five days. I was watching TV, they [found each other] and now they’re in San Antonio. So I bought them a little apartment in San Antonio. But I’m doing stuff like that all over.
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Being here feels like I’m out of prison. This is the right place, the right time, the right team.
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I don’t get tired. I get beat up. You keep chopping on a tree, you need to give the tree some rest so the chlorophyll will fill back up and the tree gets its energy back.
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I just said to myself, ‘Damn, I’m a great player.’
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Get away from my house. What do you want?
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Pluto is not a planet, but I am.
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A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I’m going to say, ‘ouch.’ If I pinch your right nipple, you’re going to say ‘ouch.’ A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.
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But, hey I did everything the right way and earned my spot in this game, nothing was given to me.
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And I want to do it the right way, like everybody else, not just a famous figurehead that gets a job because he is a famous basketball player. I want to really learn the business.
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It’s LeBron’s team. He’s the captain. This is the time in my career where I can fit in. I’m now in the security business. My job is to protect the King, and that’s what I’m here to do.
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