Kobe always tried to be a hero. But you know, as the saying goes, a hero ain’t nothing but a sandwich.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALHe’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
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Get his master’s in criminal justice, stayed out of trouble. Played for three different teams. Changed three different franchises around.
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They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn’t always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.
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If you don’t stick to simplicity, you’ll die a horrible death.
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I’m going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year – I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.
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I’m ready to go. As big men in the league, there are two who have done something special during this millennium. I’m one and Tim Duncan is the other.
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When I come back, we’ll all need each other to step up our games and do what needs to be done.
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I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it’s not how you start the date, it’s how you finish it sir.
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I came here with the perfect chemist’s perception. The formula they had was perfect and any added ingredient could make it go bad or worse.
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I respect order and it really gave me the discipline to be a leader and not a follower. It also helped me stay out of trouble.
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If he were on fire, he couldn’t act as if he were burning. He can’t out-act me on the big screen.
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A lot of times when I buy a lot of toys, I get a little jealous and keep one or two for myself. So I’ve got a couple of drones. I’ve got a couple of remote-control cars. I like to have fun
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Every challenge you put in front of me, I’ve handled it, dismantled it – ate them, dropped them off in the bathroom and flushed them away.
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It’s his show and I’m just trying to make him look good. If we were the same age there might be a little tension, but I’m on my way out… I am here to serve your every need, King James.
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Y’all reporters like my quotes, don’t you. Yeah, my quotes are Shaqalicious.
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When you flop, that’s just another message that you don’t know how to play me. Stand up and take your medicine like a man.
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