He’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALObviously, Sam is the type of guy that hides behind his pen and pad. I promise you he wouldn’t say that to my face in a dark alley where it’s just me and him and no witnesses.
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If he were on fire, he couldn’t act as if he were burning. He can’t out-act me on the big screen.
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Tell Yao Ming, ‘Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.’
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Because I grew up with a drill sergeant in my life,
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My wrists are crooked and don’t go all the way back. I’ve been practicing and working on them. You can’t do everything good.
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My secret? See it, and stay focused on it.
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I know how to turn the bad into good always.
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I think I’m the only player who looks at each and every center and says to myself, ‘That’s barbecued chicken down there.’
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I respect order and it really gave me the discipline to be a leader and not a follower. It also helped me stay out of trouble.
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As a general, and as a leader of this team, whatever I’ve got to do get my guys going I’ll do it every time. If I have to be the bad guy sometime, I’ll guess I’ll take that. That’s what a leader and a general and a chief of police does.
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I’m on a mission. And I know the older I get, I may lose a step or two, but it’s all up in the medulla oblongata. I’ve got a lot up there. I’ve got a lot of knowledge… in this medulla oblongata.
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I’m going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year – I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.
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Being that I’m a tropical black man I don’t get to see much snow. When I see snow I go crazy. That’s why they call me Sasquatch. There’s no Sasquatch found in the snow so I had to go back to my Sasquatchian roots.
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Opinions are like belly buttons; everybody has one. I never knock a man for his opinion.
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We want to win. We want to win big. We want to win the whole thing.
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I urge all children to listen to their mothers and fathers. My mom was helping out some kids and she didn’t want to call me for all of the money; she only wanted to take care of some of the kids.
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