Everything happens for a reason.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALTell Yao Ming, ‘Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.’
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It’s sort of like in the movie The Karate Kid when Daniel said he needed Mr. Miyagi. And Mr. Miyagi gave him that confidence to believe he really didn’t. These guys think they really need me right now, but they don’t.
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We’re focusing on the whole pie, not a slice. A slice is good, but it’s not good enough to get you fat. We’re trying to get fat.
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If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.
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That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don’t ask dumb questions.
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Anyone can win a slam-dunk contest. The real Superman is dead. He was assassinated by Pat Riley. I’m the Big Cactus now and ready to roll again.
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I don’t get tired. I get beat up. You keep chopping on a tree, you need to give the tree some rest so the chlorophyll will fill back up and the tree gets its energy back.
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Every time that I’ve won a championship I’ve looked at my guys around me and looked at their work ethic and said ‘You know what, I’m going to win it this year. I feel that way now.
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When you’re righteous, you don’t have to tell people that you’re righteous.
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The problem with kids these days is they don’t have enough fun stuff to do. When I was stationed with my family in Germany, youth basketball programs gave me something to strive to do my best at.
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When I come back, we’ll all need each other to step up our games and do what needs to be done.
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I’m a combination of the Terminator and Bambi.
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He’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
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This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what’s best for them, including me.
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I’m dominant every night. I come in every night and get beat up.
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They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn’t always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.
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