I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it’s not how you start the date, it’s how you finish it sir.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI’m the first player in history that doesn’t want to play defense and still gets in foul trouble.
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I came here with the perfect chemist’s perception. The formula they had was perfect and any added ingredient could make it go bad or worse.
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We want to win. We want to win big. We want to win the whole thing.
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I’m a combination of the Terminator and Bambi.
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Tell Yao Ming, ‘Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.’
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Anyone can win a slam-dunk contest. The real Superman is dead. He was assassinated by Pat Riley. I’m the Big Cactus now and ready to roll again.
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I’m dominant every night. I come in every night and get beat up.
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I’m a very quotatious person.
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Get his master’s in criminal justice, stayed out of trouble. Played for three different teams. Changed three different franchises around.
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A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don’t finish the date – you know what I mean?
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There is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds and then we’re planning for the parade.
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You guys make the rules up, so a foul is a foul. It doesn’t matter if a guy is bigger and stronger. It’s not my fault I ate my Frosted Flakes when I was little, and you ate Wheaties.
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But, hey I did everything the right way and earned my spot in this game, nothing was given to me.
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I don’t get tired. I get beat up. You keep chopping on a tree, you need to give the tree some rest so the chlorophyll will fill back up and the tree gets its energy back.
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Some things you just can’t question. Like you can’t question why two plus two is four. So don’t question it, don’t try to look it up.
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I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don’t remember what I said last night.
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