I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don’t remember what I said last night.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI’m the first player in history that doesn’t want to play defense and still gets in foul trouble.
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I don’t know how it is for you earthlings, but where I’m from, strength is mental.
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I’m dominant every night. I come in every night and get beat up.
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If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.
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I think I’m the only player who looks at each and every center and says to myself, ‘That’s barbecued chicken down there.’
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When you flop, that’s just another message that you don’t know how to play me. Stand up and take your medicine like a man.
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I don’t take anything personal. I just have a certain file in my head, so Earthlings must be careful with what they say.
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I’m a cop, and cops talk. They called me the day he did it, but did you ever hear me say anything about it? I played ball, because that’s how I am. I’m true.
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Once you learn how to do something, you don’t lose it. Unless you die.
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Obviously, Sam is the type of guy that hides behind his pen and pad. I promise you he wouldn’t say that to my face in a dark alley where it’s just me and him and no witnesses.
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(The Hack-A-Shaq is) just a way of telling me that you can’t stop me. Thank you. I appreciate it.
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Being here feels like I’m out of prison. This is the right place, the right time, the right team.
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Opinions are like belly buttons; everybody has one. I never knock a man for his opinion.
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Because I grew up with a drill sergeant in my life,
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I am Superman. And the only thing that can kill Superman is Kryptonite. And Kryptonite doesn’t exist.
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My wrists are crooked and don’t go all the way back. I’ve been practicing and working on them. You can’t do everything good.
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