black
grey
blue
red
brown
white

I’m the first player in history that doesn’t want to play defense and still gets in foul trouble.

Shaquille O'Neal

I don’t think anything of Laura Frank. You heard me – Laura Frank. Not Lawrence. Laura… It’s not that I blame him, I just wish he’d go to a manly tactic and just fight me. Don’t whine. When he whines, that’s when I change his name of Lawrence Frank.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL

Anything Basketball Blame Mainly Person Player Tactic Think Whine
I’m ready to go. As big men in the league, there are two who have done something special during this millennium. I’m one and Tim Duncan is the other.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL

During Go League Men Millenium People Country Person Ready Something Special To
Everybody is not going to like it, but I don’t care if they like or not. I’m Bush, so if they don’t like it resign.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL

Care Everybody Going Like People Country Resign
Being that I’m a tropical black man I don’t get to see much snow. When I see snow I go crazy. That’s why they call me Sasquatch. There’s no Sasquatch found in the snow so I had to go back to my Sasquatchian roots.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL

Balc Basketball Being Call Crazy Get Go Man Much Now Person Root Sasquatch See Snow Tropical
I’m dominant every night. I come in every night and get beat up.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL

Beat Dominant Every Night Up
They asked me when I was out there, ‘Why do you want to be traded?’ I said me staying here is like divorcing my wife and marrying someone who looks like me. That’s backwards, man.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL

Ask Divorce Like Look Marry Out Someone Stay There Trade Wife
A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I’m going to say, ‘ouch.’ If I pinch your right nipple, you’re going to say ‘ouch.’ A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL

Basketball Go Nipple Ouch Pinch Right Say
No matter where they put people, no matter how they try to promote people, there aren’t too many people in the game today that are on my level on and off the court.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL

Basketball Game Level Many Matter People Promote Put Today
This is a guy who they would have secret meetings about to change the rules. So, that’s going to be my legacy: the most dominant player ever.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL

Change Dominant Ever Guy Legacy Meeting Most Player Rule Secret
It’s his show and I’m just trying to make him look good. If we were the same age there might be a little tension, but I’m on my way out… I am here to serve your every need, King James.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL

Basketball Every Good Just Little Look Make might Need Out Same Serve Show Tension Try Way
Do a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way. Went to the police academy to become a police officer.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL

Academy Always Do Lot Officer Police Right Stuff Thing Way
Before I became the ‘Great Test of the West,” I was the ‘Beast of the East.’
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL

Basketball Beast Become Before East Great Test West
He’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL

Do General Get Impeach President Say Unless Want What
Get his master’s in criminal justice, stayed out of trouble. Played for three different teams. Changed three different franchises around.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL

Around Criminal Different Franchise Get Justice Master Out Play Stay Team Trouble
I just want everyone to know I’m suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn’t let go.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL

Ass Basketball Everyone Go Hand Just Know Let Want
Every time that I’ve won a championship I’ve looked at my guys around me and looked at their work ethic and said ‘You know what, I’m going to win it this year. I feel that way now.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL

Around Basketball Championship Ethic Every Know Look Time Win Won Work

I’m the first player in history that doesn’t want to play defense and still gets in foul trouble.

Related Topics

Popular Authors

I’m the first player in history that doesn’t want to play defense and still gets in foul trouble.

Related Topics

Popular Authors

More Shaquille O'Neal Quotes