“I sometimes wish I weren’t as logical as I am and I wish I weren’t as smart as I am, because I’d be happy.”

I’m not against the government building roads. That is a legitimate government function. But I am very much against the government claiming that their building the road is the reason somebody on the road is successful.

A bunch of miserable, angry people exploiting death.

Conservatism solves problems libralism blows em up.

I come from a long ago era where men could be men and stereotypical humor didn’t offend anybody.

Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed’ is the title of the book.

There is one other business where the customer is always wrong and that’s the media.

Militant feminists are pro-choice because it’s their ultimate avenue of power over men.

Sorry to interrupt myself, but it’s the only way I stop talking.

No nation ever taxed itself into prosperity.

I am the Doctor of Democracy.

A thought-provoking recipe for reclaiming America’s heritage of liberty and self-governance.

Global warming is a political issue. It is as much a political issue to the left as abortion is. It’s as big a political issue as health care is.

It is up to you to reach inside, face the fears, and unleash that which really drives you.

The only difference between Gorbachev and other Soviet leaders is that Gorbachev is alive.

If people are speaking about something passionately and if they have a level of intelligence about it and if they’re sufficiently informed, it’s going to be like a magnet to people.

Everybody in politics claims to want to get everybody out of poverty. What’s the opposite? Wealth. And what is often criticized by the left? Wealth.

All the happiness, self-confidence, and support you’re seeking is already within you.

They are surely to be esteemed the bravest spirits who, having the clearest sense of both the pains and pleasures of life, do not on that account shrink from danger.

When we fulfill our function, which is to truly love ourselves and share love with others, then true happiness sets in.

Be happy without being someone, love without loving someone.

If people can just love each other a little bit, they can be so happy.

All I got to be is be happy.

This moment in time, on this tour, you know, I’m discovering a lot of new things. And to be 45 and doing that, it’s a mixture of pleasure and pain, I can assure you.

Let no man be called happy before his death. Till then, he is not happy, only lucky.