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Rush Limbaugh

Most of my critics don’t even listen to me; they are clueless. They just go to Web sites that report what I say out of context.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Clue Context Criticism Listen Report Website
I am addicted to prescription pain medication.
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Addiction Pain Prescription
Liberals always exempt themselves from the rules that they impose on others.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Government Impose Liberty Rule
The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Come Country Difference Fruit
I come from a long ago era where men could be men and stereotypical humor didn’t offend anybody.
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Come Era Humor Men Offend
End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Government Involvement Liberty Result Work
I’m not afraid of having an agenda. I do have an agenda. It’s a positive agenda.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Afraid Agenda Positive
Militant feminists are pro‐choice because it’s their ultimate avenue of power over men.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Avenue Choice Feminism Men Power Ultimate Women
In the old days, the media is who held people accountable when they lied in politics. That isn’t happening anymore.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Account Happen Media People Politics
Do you think if there was any real evidence, we would have reached a settlement?
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Evidence Reach Real Settle Thinking
I sometimes wish I weren’t as logical as I am and I wish I weren’t as smart as I am, because I’d be happy.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Happiness Logic Smart
Bigot – A person who wins an argument with a liberal.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Argument Liberty Person Racism Win
It’s impossible to go through life not offending people. All you have to do is basically have an opinion on anything, and you’re gonna offend people.
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Impossible Life Offend Opinion People
Government stimulates the democrat party.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Democracy Government One Liner Party Stimulate
None of what Barack Obama is doing or wants to do to this country is anything the rest of the world hasn’t seen before and already failed at.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Afraid Country Government President
No nation ever taxed itself into prosperity.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Nation One Liner Prosperity Tax
Capitalism is always evaluated against dreams. Utopia is a dream. It doesn’t exist.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Capital Dreams Evaluation Existence
We are born to action; and whatever is capable of suggesting and guiding action has power over us from the first.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Action Born Capable Guidance Power Suggestion
The way liberals are interpreting the First Amendment today is that it prevents anyone who is religious from being in government.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Amendment Government Liberty Prevention Religious
The truth of anything doesn’t matter anymore. What’s right doesn’t matter. What makes economic common sense doesn’t matter. I’m blue in the face over it.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Blue Common Sense Economic Face Matter Truth
Governments are out of control, irresponsible, never have enough money, never tighten their own belts, and when they are forced to, they always threaten to shut down police departments and teachers and all these things.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Control Department Government Money Responsiblity Teacher
If people are speaking about something passionately and if they have a level of intelligence about it and if they’re sufficiently informed, it’s going to be like a magnet to people.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Information Intelligence Magnet Passionate People Speak Sufficient
Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed’ is the title of the book.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Bed Book Funny Liberty Mom
I have to tell you, every day is a roller coaster.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Roller Coaster
Enraging liberals is simply one of the more enjoyable side effects of my wisdom.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Effect Enjoyment Liberty Wisdom
The only difference between Gorbachev and other Soviet leaders is that Gorbachev is alive.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Alive Leadership
The word ‘arrested,’ this is semantics. This was all arranged in advance. I was voluntarily processed.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Advance Arrangement Arrest World

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