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Teaching is a wonderful profession. Teachers help educate people to become good citizens so that citizens can then go create wealth.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Citizen Education Teacher Teaching Wealth
The last thing they want is a revitalized economy now. I’m not saying the Democrats don’t want a strong economy. Don’t misunderstand. They just don’t want it now.
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Country Democracy Economic Government
Barack Obama, foreign policy wizard. I just have to laugh.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Foreign Government Laugh Policy
Capitalism is always evaluated against dreams. Utopia is a dream. It doesn’t exist.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Capital Dreams Evaluation Existence
We can take this country back. All we need is to nominate the right candidate. It’s no more complicated than that.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Candidate Complication Country Nomination
I’m not afraid of having an agenda. I do have an agenda. It’s a positive agenda.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Afraid Agenda Positive
Capitalism is always evaluated against dreams. Utopia is a dream. It doesn’t exist.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Capital Dreams Evaluation Existence
He’s one fry short of a Happy Meal.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Fry Happiness Intelligence Meal One Liner
In the old days, the media is who held people accountable when they lied in politics. That isn’t happening anymore.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Account Happen Media People Politics
I’m not against the government building roads. That is a legitimate government function. But I am very much against the government claiming that their building the road is the reason somebody on the road is successful.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Against Build Claim Function Government Legitmate Reason Road Success
Conservatism solves problems libralism blows em up.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Blow Conservation Liberty One Liner Problem Solution
You could afford your house without the government if it weren’t for the government.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Afford Government House
If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Bad Represent See Tax
If people are violating the law by doing drugs, they ought to be accused and they ought to be convicted and they ought to be sent up.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Accuse Conviction Drug People Violation
Life is busy. There are daily concerns and obligations that have to be met, and to take time to think about how precious and special a human life is that you only get one, and that every wasted minute is lost. You can’t get it back.
RUSH LIMBAUGH

Busy Concern Human Life Obligation Time Waste
Two things you need to remember: 1. Don’t sweat the small stuff. 2. It’s ALL small stuff.
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Advice Deep Remember Sweat

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