Did you know that the White House drug test is multiple choice?
RUSH LIMBAUGHLiberals measure compassion by how many people are given welfare. Conservatives measure compassion by how many people no longer need it.
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A thought-provoking recipe for reclaiming America’s heritage of liberty and self-governance.
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Football is like life and I know life.
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Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream.
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The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit.
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There’s a simple way to solve the crime problem: obey the law; punish those who do not.
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I say what I mean. I don’t speak in code. That’s why I am a star and ace communicator.
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Everything about the left is perception, manipulation, and lies. Everything. Everything is ‘Wag the Dog.’ Everything is a structured deception.
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Police and firefighters are great, but they don’t create wealth.
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I’m pro-choice. But I hope that choice will be life.
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Barack Obama, foreign policy wizard. I just have to laugh.
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The Earth’s eco-system is not fragile.
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I am addicted to prescription pain medication.
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Enraging liberals is simply one of the more enjoyable side effects of my wisdom.
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Obama is a statist. He’s an authoritarian. He doesn’t want to govern; he wants to rule.
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Capitalism is always evaluated against dreams. Utopia is a dream. It doesn’t exist.
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Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed’ is the title of the book.
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If people are violating the law by doing drugs, they ought to be accused and they ought to be convicted and they ought to be sent up.
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Most of my critics don’t even listen to me; they are clueless. They just go to Web sites that report what I say out of context.
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I don’t need equal time, I am equal time!
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My objective is to satisfy [my] audience so they come back the next day.
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Life is busy. There are daily concerns and obligations that have to be met, and to take time to think about how precious and special a human life is that you only get one, and that every wasted minute is lost. You can’t get it back.
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If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.
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If you commit a crime, you’re guilty.
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I know it when I don’t know it. Sometimes I know it when I don’t think I know it. I need to trust myself in these moments, these rare moments of self-doubt.
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Capitalism is always evaluated against dreams. Utopia is a dream. It doesn’t exist.
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Charity is willingly given from the heart.
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