I write all of my material. It’s all me.
RON WHITEAll of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.
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I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.
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The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.
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The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It’s like anything else. It’s a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.
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I’m definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won’t. Then three years later I will finally try it and it’ll kill them. I got to give them more credit.
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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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You know, my first album, some of those jokes I’d done for twelve years because I couldn’t throw ’em out.
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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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You can tell on-stage when a joke’s starting to lose its pop. It doesn’t mean people don’t want to hear it anymore; it means I don’t want to do it anymore. Because I want to move on to something that has a knee-jerk reaction just like you get when you tell somebody a joke that they’ve never heard.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
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Any time someone achieves success before they’ve earned it, it always comes back to haunt them.
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My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
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The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
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Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
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