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All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.

Ron White

People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
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Animate Bring Force Instead People Relax Stage Tend Thing
I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
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Even Kid Listen Little Love
My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
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All Be Can Show Way
People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic.
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Alcoholic Drink People Say Work Workaholic
I go through about 140 cities a year.
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City Go Through Yera
My show is more storytelling now than it’s ever been. It’s what I’m good at.
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Beem Ever Good More Show Storytelling
Any time someone achieves success before they’ve earned it, it always comes back to haunt them.
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Achieve Any Back Come Earn Haunt Someone Time
I don’t watch Comedy Central. I don’t enjoy it.
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Central Comedy Enjoy Watch
All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.
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Best Comedian Friend Joke Some World Write
TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.
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Day Hard Hate Hour Job People Television Tell Work
When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable – onstage, talking, making ’em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you’re a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.
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Anything Believe Collaborative Creative Partner Some Someone Somewhat Stretch
My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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Become Better Comedian Goal Just
You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
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Go Hammer Me Out Truth
I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
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Child Comedy Fan Huge
You can tell on-stage when a joke’s starting to lose its pop. It doesn’t mean people don’t want to hear it anymore; it means I don’t want to do it anymore. Because I want to move on to something that has a knee-jerk reaction just like you get when you tell somebody a joke that they’ve never heard.
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