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I always found that the closer I got to who I really am, on stage, the more they responded to it.

Ron White

People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
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Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
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It went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech and Chong. I had all these records.
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You know, my first album, some of those jokes I’d done for twelve years because I couldn’t throw ’em out.
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You can tell on-stage when a joke’s starting to lose its pop. It doesn’t mean people don’t want to hear it anymore; it means I don’t want to do it anymore. Because I want to move on to something that has a knee-jerk reaction just like you get when you tell somebody a joke that they’ve never heard.
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I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He’s probably the best comedian who ever lived. Although you can’t say that because of Carlin, Cosby and Pryor.
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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
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Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it’s about. The content’s got to be great, but then it’s got to be delivered. It’s a tricky thing to do, and it takes a lot of work.
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I’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
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My uncle was a preacher, and I used to go watch him preach. He was also funny, so I’m very ‘preacher-ish’ on stage, not by intent but because that’s where I learned to talk in front of people.
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Donald Trump – and I don’t dislike Donald one single bit – has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels.
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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My show is more storytelling now than it’s ever been. It’s what I’m good at.
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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
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Comedy is all about the pause.
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