The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
RON WHITEThe Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
RON WHITEI believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
RON WHITEI write these shows one joke at a time. There’s no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories, but there’s not continuity.
RON WHITEThere’s no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don’t exist.
RON WHITEMother, she likes the blue material just fine.
RON WHITEAnybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
RON WHITEI was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
RON WHITEMy biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
RON WHITEI don’t have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I’m going to keep talking. I can’t imagine a life without doing standup.
RON WHITEI was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn’t care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.
RON WHITEAll I know how to do is take what’s on my mind and spit it out funny. I don’t know what else I could do besides comedy.
RON WHITEI started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.
RON WHITEAs long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I’ll create more comedy. It’s just when I shut off and stay at home… What helps me is just to keep moving.
RON WHITEI don’t watch Comedy Central. I don’t enjoy it.
RON WHITEThink of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
RON WHITEI’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.
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