If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature… that’s what takes a long time to learn.
RON WHITEHere’s how I operate. When I see something I like, 20 years later, I ask her brother for her phone number. She don’t even see me coming.
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I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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Everybody I know is a joke writer.
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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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I’ve gathered some of my close musical and comedian friends, and we’re going to see if we can’t bring a few laughs to these soldiers, raise some money, and hopefully lift their spirits.
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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
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Here’s how I operate. When I see something I like, 20 years later, I ask her brother for her phone number. She don’t even see me coming.
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I was by far the least popular of the Blue Collar crew when we started. There was a definite pecking order, and everybody knew it.
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It went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech and Chong. I had all these records.
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You can’t fix stupid.
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
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People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic.
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I write these shows one joke at a time. There’s no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories, but there’s not continuity.
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I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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