We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
RON WHITEMy biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
More Ron White Quotes
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People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
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I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
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There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between.
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Let’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
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There’s not a pill you can take; there’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
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All I know how to do is take what’s on my mind and spit it out funny. I don’t know what else I could do besides comedy.
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I don’t do talk shows or go on Dr. Phil’s show. He’s a friend of mine, and, no, he doesn’t give me any advice. He doesn’t give solicited advice.
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I could do no wrong in my mother’s eyes from the day I was born. My fans bought her a very nice house in San Antonio, and she has a great life.
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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Everybody I know is a joke writer.
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I’m not the judge of who that is, but I am a believer that no debt in the universe goes unpaid. If you try to buy early, you’ll pay late.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
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I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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I’ve gathered some of my close musical and comedian friends, and we’re going to see if we can’t bring a few laughs to these soldiers, raise some money, and hopefully lift their spirits.
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