We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
RON WHITEMy biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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I don’t watch Comedy Central. I don’t enjoy it.
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I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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Donald Trump – and I don’t dislike Donald one single bit – has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels.
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I’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
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But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It’s like anything else. It’s a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.
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My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
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I get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever – plumbers and drywall hangers.
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I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
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TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.
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I want my fans to feel like we’re always in touch. Because without ’em, I wouldn’t be able to do any of this.
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You can tell on-stage when a joke’s starting to lose its pop. It doesn’t mean people don’t want to hear it anymore; it means I don’t want to do it anymore. Because I want to move on to something that has a knee-jerk reaction just like you get when you tell somebody a joke that they’ve never heard.
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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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