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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.

Ron White

I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
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Hard Laugh Love Make People Serious Stage Still Take Walk Work
I’ve gathered some of my close musical and comedian friends, and we’re going to see if we can’t bring a few laughs to these soldiers, raise some money, and hopefully lift their spirits.
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Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!
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My show is more storytelling now than it’s ever been. It’s what I’m good at.
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I go through about 140 cities a year.
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All I know how to do is take what’s on my mind and spit it out funny. I don’t know what else I could do besides comedy.
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My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
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All Be Can Show Way
I get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever – plumbers and drywall hangers.
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My brain is like a cross between a colander and a Lazy Susan – thin, slow, and it leaks.
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If you become famous and don’t have a live show to back it up, they’re not going to pay you any money.
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If I sit down to write a joke about, whatever, the polluted Gulf of Mexico, it comes out mundane to me.
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I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn’t care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.
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Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.

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