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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.

Ron White

A killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That’s just like heaven to me. I’m a simple man.
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I’ve gathered some of my close musical and comedian friends, and we’re going to see if we can’t bring a few laughs to these soldiers, raise some money, and hopefully lift their spirits.
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I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
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Ultimately I’m the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I’m pretty good at helping them get there.
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Comedy is all about the pause.
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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I’m definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won’t. Then three years later I will finally try it and it’ll kill them. I got to give them more credit.
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Let’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
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I go through about 140 cities a year.
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I’ve asked these guys in rock bands with all the 18-wheelers driving to the venue how they make money. I just don’t understand it. But I don’t understand a lot of things.
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I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
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Donald Trump – and I don’t dislike Donald one single bit – has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels.
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I was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.
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Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
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There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between.
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I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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