My goal is just to become a better comedian.
RON WHITETelevision is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
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I was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.
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I’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
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My brain is like a cross between a colander and a Lazy Susan – thin, slow, and it leaks.
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I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.
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TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.
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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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If I sit down to write a joke about, whatever, the polluted Gulf of Mexico, it comes out mundane to me.
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It never dawned on me that I had the option of becoming a comedian. I come from a little dirt street town in northwest Texas, and they really don’t talk about the arts there much on career day.
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
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My show is more storytelling now than it’s ever been. It’s what I’m good at.
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If I’m not in the theatre, I’m in an open mic night or doing a guest set at the Comedy Club, or whatever, just trying to develop stuff.
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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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