I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.
RON WHITEI could do no wrong in my mother’s eyes from the day I was born. My fans bought her a very nice house in San Antonio, and she has a great life.
More Ron White Quotes
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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you’re a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.
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My brain is like a cross between a colander and a Lazy Susan – thin, slow, and it leaks.
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I write all of my material. It’s all me.
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I don’t watch Comedy Central. I don’t enjoy it.
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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My life has been wild enough to derive all of the stories you need out of it. I’ve been through many, many years of behavioral problems, so I don’t really look outside for stories.
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I want my fans to feel like we’re always in touch. Because without ’em, I wouldn’t be able to do any of this.
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I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
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Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!
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It went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech and Chong. I had all these records.
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I’ve gathered some of my close musical and comedian friends, and we’re going to see if we can’t bring a few laughs to these soldiers, raise some money, and hopefully lift their spirits.
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Somebody the other day had a review, called me ‘America’s reprobate.’ And I don’t even know what that means, but I kinda like the way it sounds.
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There’s not a pill you can take; there’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
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I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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