TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.
RON WHITEWhen I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.
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Any time someone achieves success before they’ve earned it, it always comes back to haunt them.
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There have been times when I played more than others, but I’ve been a road comic for a quarter of a century, so I’ve always played golf on the road because you have a lot of time to kill.
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I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
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Donald Trump – and I don’t dislike Donald one single bit – has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels.
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I’m definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won’t. Then three years later I will finally try it and it’ll kill them. I got to give them more credit.
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My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
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I write all of my material. It’s all me.
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My uncle was a preacher, and I used to go watch him preach. He was also funny, so I’m very ‘preacher-ish’ on stage, not by intent but because that’s where I learned to talk in front of people.
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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
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I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
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I don’t do talk shows or go on Dr. Phil’s show. He’s a friend of mine, and, no, he doesn’t give me any advice. He doesn’t give solicited advice.
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
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I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
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