I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
RON WHITEWhen I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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Everybody I know is a joke writer.
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I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
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I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.
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I don’t have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I’m going to keep talking. I can’t imagine a life without doing standup.
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If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature… that’s what takes a long time to learn.
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My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
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Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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There’s no idea or concept in comedy you could do that hasn’t been attacked from some angle. But if you start leaving punchlines out so you’ll look cool, I don’t get that. But I don’t watch standup anyway, so I don’t know what they’re doing.
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You can tell on-stage when a joke’s starting to lose its pop. It doesn’t mean people don’t want to hear it anymore; it means I don’t want to do it anymore. Because I want to move on to something that has a knee-jerk reaction just like you get when you tell somebody a joke that they’ve never heard.
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All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.
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There’s no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don’t exist.
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.
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Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
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I don’t know who in my family thinks very fast at all, including me. The things that people see me do onstage are written, so it doesn’t have to be very quick if you have all day with a pen.
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