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I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.

Ron White

I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
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I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
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There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
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When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable – onstage, talking, making ’em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
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The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
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I was a little one-trick pony. I do what I’ve always done. That’s really where my best stuff comes from. I don’t know how it happens. It just happens.
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There’s no idea or concept in comedy you could do that hasn’t been attacked from some angle. But if you start leaving punchlines out so you’ll look cool, I don’t get that. But I don’t watch standup anyway, so I don’t know what they’re doing.
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You can teach somebody how to be a brain surgeon, but you cannot teach them how to walk on a stage and make people laugh.
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I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He’s probably the best comedian who ever lived. Although you can’t say that because of Carlin, Cosby and Pryor.
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All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
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You can’t fix stupid.
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I’ve gathered some of my close musical and comedian friends, and we’re going to see if we can’t bring a few laughs to these soldiers, raise some money, and hopefully lift their spirits.
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I could do no wrong in my mother’s eyes from the day I was born. My fans bought her a very nice house in San Antonio, and she has a great life.
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I don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
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