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I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.

Ron White

I was by far the least popular of the Blue Collar crew when we started. There was a definite pecking order, and everybody knew it.
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I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
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Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it’s about. The content’s got to be great, but then it’s got to be delivered. It’s a tricky thing to do, and it takes a lot of work.
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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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I’m not the judge of who that is, but I am a believer that no debt in the universe goes unpaid. If you try to buy early, you’ll pay late.
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I go through about 140 cities a year.
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Here’s how I operate. When I see something I like, 20 years later, I ask her brother for her phone number. She don’t even see me coming.
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There’s not a pill you can take; there’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
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I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers – doesn’t matter if its something my wife hates.
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There’s no idea or concept in comedy you could do that hasn’t been attacked from some angle. But if you start leaving punchlines out so you’ll look cool, I don’t get that. But I don’t watch standup anyway, so I don’t know what they’re doing.
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You can teach somebody how to be a brain surgeon, but you cannot teach them how to walk on a stage and make people laugh.
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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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My life has been wild enough to derive all of the stories you need out of it. I’ve been through many, many years of behavioral problems, so I don’t really look outside for stories.
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I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.
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I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.

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