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I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.

Ron White

My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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My uncle was a preacher, and I used to go watch him preach. He was also funny, so I’m very ‘preacher-ish’ on stage, not by intent but because that’s where I learned to talk in front of people.
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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
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There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
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I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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It never dawned on me that I had the option of becoming a comedian. I come from a little dirt street town in northwest Texas, and they really don’t talk about the arts there much on career day.
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I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
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I write these shows one joke at a time. There’s no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories, but there’s not continuity.
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Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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I was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.
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The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can’t even spell. I don’t even have a high school diploma. I’m smart, but you can’t prove it on paper.
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All I know how to do is take what’s on my mind and spit it out funny. I don’t know what else I could do besides comedy.
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I don’t know who in my family thinks very fast at all, including me. The things that people see me do onstage are written, so it doesn’t have to be very quick if you have all day with a pen.
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I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.

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