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I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.

Ron White

I’ve gathered some of my close musical and comedian friends, and we’re going to see if we can’t bring a few laughs to these soldiers, raise some money, and hopefully lift their spirits.
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Bring Friend Gather Hopefully Laugh New Soldier Spirit
I don’t like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because that’s the stuff that made me famous, and, unfortunately, I don’t do a ton of it.
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The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
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I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
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Mic Milker More Night Open
When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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Back Country Dad Drive Old Range Take Twelve Year
My uncle was a preacher, and I used to go watch him preach. He was also funny, so I’m very ‘preacher-ish’ on stage, not by intent but because that’s where I learned to talk in front of people.
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I’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
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I always found that the closer I got to who I really am, on stage, the more they responded to it.
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Always Found Closer More Really Respond Stage
I don’t know who in my family thinks very fast at all, including me. The things that people see me do onstage are written, so it doesn’t have to be very quick if you have all day with a pen.
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I could do no wrong in my mother’s eyes from the day I was born. My fans bought her a very nice house in San Antonio, and she has a great life.
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It went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech and Chong. I had all these records.
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
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My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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Become Better Comedian Goal Just
I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
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I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.

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