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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Ron White

I don’t know who in my family thinks very fast at all, including me. The things that people see me do onstage are written, so it doesn’t have to be very quick if you have all day with a pen.
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Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it’s about. The content’s got to be great, but then it’s got to be delivered. It’s a tricky thing to do, and it takes a lot of work.
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I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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The first thing I ever got my hands on was Andy Griffith’s ‘What It Was, Was Football.’ I was fascinated with the fact that every syllable made it funny, and I would laugh even though I didn’t know what any of it meant.
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As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I’ll create more comedy. It’s just when I shut off and stay at home… What helps me is just to keep moving.
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I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
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I was by far the least popular of the Blue Collar crew when we started. There was a definite pecking order, and everybody knew it.
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I don’t like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because that’s the stuff that made me famous, and, unfortunately, I don’t do a ton of it.
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Any time someone achieves success before they’ve earned it, it always comes back to haunt them.
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I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
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I don’t have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I’m going to keep talking. I can’t imagine a life without doing standup.
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You know, my first album, some of those jokes I’d done for twelve years because I couldn’t throw ’em out.
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If you become famous and don’t have a live show to back it up, they’re not going to pay you any money.
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All I know how to do is take what’s on my mind and spit it out funny. I don’t know what else I could do besides comedy.
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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.

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