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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Ron White

I’m not the judge of who that is, but I am a believer that no debt in the universe goes unpaid. If you try to buy early, you’ll pay late.
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I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.
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I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
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I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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I don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
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I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
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We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
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All I know how to do is take what’s on my mind and spit it out funny. I don’t know what else I could do besides comedy.
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I don’t know who in my family thinks very fast at all, including me. The things that people see me do onstage are written, so it doesn’t have to be very quick if you have all day with a pen.
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I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.
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I always found that the closer I got to who I really am, on stage, the more they responded to it.
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All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.
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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.

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