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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.

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I was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.
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Always Anybody Funny Guy Make Stand Young
Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
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Abolish Death Express Lane Mine Other Penalty Put State
I’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
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Lot Make Money Set Stand Up Ways
I don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
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I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
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Ability Remain Right Silent
Any time someone achieves success before they’ve earned it, it always comes back to haunt them.
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I go through about 140 cities a year.
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I don’t know who in my family thinks very fast at all, including me. The things that people see me do onstage are written, so it doesn’t have to be very quick if you have all day with a pen.
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Family Include Know Onstage People Think Written
There’s no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don’t exist.
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Act Backlog Exist Fire People Reason
I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
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Believe Collaborative Creative Everything Somewhat
The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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Fun Have Mouth See Someone Word
I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
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Back Brave Consider Honor However Inctredinly Many Men Privilege Sacrifice Women
I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
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My brain is like a cross between a colander and a Lazy Susan – thin, slow, and it leaks.
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I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
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Mic Milker More Night Open

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