Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
RON WHITEMy favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
More Ron White Quotes
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I’ve got a great cigar collection – it’s actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn’t going to smoke every last one of ’em.
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I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
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I don’t have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I’m going to keep talking. I can’t imagine a life without doing standup.
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You can teach somebody how to be a brain surgeon, but you cannot teach them how to walk on a stage and make people laugh.
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I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and he had a smile on his face. I thought, ‘I’m not even a 10th of this man.’
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I could do no wrong in my mother’s eyes from the day I was born. My fans bought her a very nice house in San Antonio, and she has a great life.
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I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
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The first thing I ever got my hands on was Andy Griffith’s ‘What It Was, Was Football.’ I was fascinated with the fact that every syllable made it funny, and I would laugh even though I didn’t know what any of it meant.
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I write these shows one joke at a time. There’s no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories, but there’s not continuity.
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I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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There’s no idea or concept in comedy you could do that hasn’t been attacked from some angle. But if you start leaving punchlines out so you’ll look cool, I don’t get that. But I don’t watch standup anyway, so I don’t know what they’re doing.
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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
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