My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
RON WHITEMy favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
More Ron White Quotes
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When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable – onstage, talking, making ’em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
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There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between.
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The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
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I was by far the least popular of the Blue Collar crew when we started. There was a definite pecking order, and everybody knew it.
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It never dawned on me that I had the option of becoming a comedian. I come from a little dirt street town in northwest Texas, and they really don’t talk about the arts there much on career day.
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I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
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Comedy is all about the pause.
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Movies are boring. It’s like watching paint dry. I did a little role in a movie, and it was eight lines. I was there for three days. It’s just horrible.
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I go through about 140 cities a year.
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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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I’ve asked these guys in rock bands with all the 18-wheelers driving to the venue how they make money. I just don’t understand it. But I don’t understand a lot of things.
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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn’t care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.
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I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
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