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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Ron White

I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
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I want my fans to feel like we’re always in touch. Because without ’em, I wouldn’t be able to do any of this.
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I don’t have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I’m going to keep talking. I can’t imagine a life without doing standup.
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The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
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Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
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I go through about 140 cities a year.
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I was a little one-trick pony. I do what I’ve always done. That’s really where my best stuff comes from. I don’t know how it happens. It just happens.
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I’ve gathered some of my close musical and comedian friends, and we’re going to see if we can’t bring a few laughs to these soldiers, raise some money, and hopefully lift their spirits.
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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Comedy is all about the pause.
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I’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
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I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can’t even spell. I don’t even have a high school diploma. I’m smart, but you can’t prove it on paper.
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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.

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