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If I sit down to write a joke about, whatever, the polluted Gulf of Mexico, it comes out mundane to me.

Ron White

I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers – doesn’t matter if its something my wife hates.
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Act Anything Bothe R Desperate Joke Material Offend Work Write
When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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Back Country Dad Drive Old Range Take Twelve Year
I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
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Chill Critical Keep Product Spaghetti
I don’t have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I’m going to keep talking. I can’t imagine a life without doing standup.
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Except Imagine Kep Life Listen Long People Plan Specific Talk
Ultimately I’m the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I’m pretty good at helping them get there.
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Anytime Bit Fan Friend Get Good Help Pretty Riter Ultimately
But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It’s like anything else. It’s a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.
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Exercise Exposure Harder Like More Much Muscle Work Writer
The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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Let Go Next Thought Time
I don’t watch Comedy Central. I don’t enjoy it.
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Central Comedy Enjoy Watch
There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
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Demon Life Run Time Ton Vice Year
I was a little one-trick pony. I do what I’ve always done. That’s really where my best stuff comes from. I don’t know how it happens. It just happens.
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Always Best Done Happen Little One Pony Stuff Trick
Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
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Anything Consider Live Quality Show Stage Television Work
The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
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Country Good Majestic Theatre
I’ve gathered some of my close musical and comedian friends, and we’re going to see if we can’t bring a few laughs to these soldiers, raise some money, and hopefully lift their spirits.
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Bring Friend Gather Hopefully Laugh New Soldier Spirit
I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
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Believe Collaborative Creative Everything Somewhat
We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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After Always Go Live Look Music Out Show
Somebody the other day had a review, called me ‘America’s reprobate.’ And I don’t even know what that means, but I kinda like the way it sounds.
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Call Country Day Kinds Know Like Mean Other Reprobate Somebody Way

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