I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
RON WHITEI think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
RON WHITEComedy is great because there’s no overhead.
RON WHITEOther states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
RON WHITEMy opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
RON WHITEI consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
RON WHITEI don’t know who in my family thinks very fast at all, including me. The things that people see me do onstage are written, so it doesn’t have to be very quick if you have all day with a pen.
RON WHITEI’m not the judge of who that is, but I am a believer that no debt in the universe goes unpaid. If you try to buy early, you’ll pay late.
RON WHITEAnybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
RON WHITEYou can’t fix stupid.
RON WHITEI really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He’s probably the best comedian who ever lived. Although you can’t say that because of Carlin, Cosby and Pryor.
RON WHITEI guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
RON WHITEThe only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
RON WHITEThe first thing I ever got my hands on was Andy Griffith’s ‘What It Was, Was Football.’ I was fascinated with the fact that every syllable made it funny, and I would laugh even though I didn’t know what any of it meant.
RON WHITEAnything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
RON WHITEThere’s not a pill you can take; there’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
RON WHITEI get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever – plumbers and drywall hangers.
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