I was a little one-trick pony. I do what I’ve always done. That’s really where my best stuff comes from. I don’t know how it happens. It just happens.
RON WHITEI write all of my material. It’s all me.
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Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
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As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I’ll create more comedy. It’s just when I shut off and stay at home… What helps me is just to keep moving.
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It went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech and Chong. I had all these records.
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Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.
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I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
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I write all of my material. It’s all me.
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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
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I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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A killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That’s just like heaven to me. I’m a simple man.
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I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
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I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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