All I know how to do is take what’s on my mind and spit it out funny. I don’t know what else I could do besides comedy.
RON WHITEI write all of my material. It’s all me.
More Ron White Quotes
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We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic.
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I go through about 140 cities a year.
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My brain is like a cross between a colander and a Lazy Susan – thin, slow, and it leaks.
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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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I’m definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won’t. Then three years later I will finally try it and it’ll kill them. I got to give them more credit.
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My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
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Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.
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I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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You can’t fix stupid.
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A killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That’s just like heaven to me. I’m a simple man.
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I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
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Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.
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