I would have rather been beat by a plumber than Kathy Griffin.
RON WHITEI would have rather been beat by a plumber than Kathy Griffin.
RON WHITEI’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.
RON WHITEThere were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.
RON WHITEIf you become famous and don’t have a live show to back it up, they’re not going to pay you any money.
RON WHITEThe bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.
RON WHITEI was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn’t care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.
RON WHITEI go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
RON WHITEMother, she likes the blue material just fine.
RON WHITEMy opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
RON WHITEThe next time you have a thought… let it go.
RON WHITEI believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
RON WHITEI didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
RON WHITEI do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
RON WHITEThat’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
RON WHITEI really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He’s probably the best comedian who ever lived. Although you can’t say that because of Carlin, Cosby and Pryor.
RON WHITEI had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
RON WHITE