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My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.

Ron White

I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
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Come Communication Honest Matter Positive Relationship
It never dawned on me that I had the option of becoming a comedian. I come from a little dirt street town in northwest Texas, and they really don’t talk about the arts there much on career day.
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I go through about 140 cities a year.
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City Go Through Yera
The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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Let Go Next Thought Time
Ultimately I’m the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I’m pretty good at helping them get there.
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I write all of my material. It’s all me.
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I was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.
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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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Fun Have Mouth See Someone Word
Movies are boring. It’s like watching paint dry. I did a little role in a movie, and it was eight lines. I was there for three days. It’s just horrible.
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I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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Big Good Part Rather Really
When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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I don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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Anybody Anything Could Literacy Penetrate Say Skin
I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers – doesn’t matter if its something my wife hates.
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Donald Trump – and I don’t dislike Donald one single bit – has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels.
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My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.

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